the vynsane asylum

...your Tamagotchi is dead.


It starved to death.



Because you haven't fed it in decades.


My condolences.

Oh, is that why it stopped beeping? I thought that was because I soaked it in water then ran it over with the car. I guess you can never assume.

The topic title seemed relevant.

Joel’s Big Bad Toy Store sent out an email to all his customers about having to add a tariff surcharge to every order and pre-order.

Being that toys and action figures are a luxury, I foresee the demise of businesses like BBTS that cater to that luxury. Who’s gonna spend $30-40 on one figure?

Sad times.

I saw that, and hate it. This fucking dipshit donkeysucker has snowed so many people into thinking he's going to make America better, and his quarter-wit whims are going to fucking destroy us. This shit will take generations to fix.

Funny that this topic came up. We were going through some boxes and found my Tamagotchi R2-D2 keychain. It is dated 1997 and obviously needs batteries.

Be careful about pointing out that tarriffs are making things more expensive. Trump might send someone after you.