I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

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...your Tamagotchi is dead.


It starved to death.



Because you haven't fed it in decades.


My condolences.
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Oh, is that why it stopped beeping? I thought that was because I soaked it in water then ran it over with the car. I guess you can never assume. :(
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The topic title seemed relevant.

Joel’s Big Bad Toy Store sent out an email to all his customers about having to add a tariff surcharge to every order and pre-order.

Being that toys and action figures are a luxury, I foresee the demise of businesses like BBTS that cater to that luxury. Who’s gonna spend $30-40 on one figure?

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I saw that, and hate it. This fucking dipshit donkeysucker has snowed so many people into thinking he's going to make America better, and his quarter-wit whims are going to fucking destroy us. This shit will take generations to fix.
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Post by Ran »

Funny that this topic came up. We were going through some boxes and found my Tamagotchi R2-D2 keychain. It is dated 1997 and obviously needs batteries.

Be careful about pointing out that tarriffs are making things more expensive. Trump might send someone after you.
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