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I'm back again
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 8:34 pm
by captain funtime
Well, I hope you all missed me. But I found out some people here are gay and I will tell you how I know its a fact:
I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.
I saw Rogue II mug Diabolical for said bag afterwards.
I saw Anarky prancing in the street in his tighty whities
I was in the same room as Eternal Padawan when he burped and it smelled like fresh condom
Slicker is in the navy
Vyn farted and chicken bones fell out of his ass.
CaptainSolo has a tatoo that says"I love cock" in Japanese.
Slimmie had 3 dicks double parked on his chin waiting to get in.
Kidhuman stood between two black men and pretended he was skiing using their cocks for ski poles.
Mabudon and JJreason each strained neck muscles while trying to 69 each other
Thats how I know you are all gay.
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:02 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Did anybody understand all that mumbling? Funtime needs to spit or swallow before talking.
Re: I'm back again
Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:23 pm
by Diabolical
captain funtime wrote:I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.
Actually it was Cappy I mugged and the bag was Potato Skins.
You fuck.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:16 am
by kidhuman
Fuckin great, first Snigtad, then this shit, who is next, Dr. Douche?
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:34 am
by anarky
I thought you only mugged him for the nachos, DB.
Re: I'm back again
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:08 am
by Ran
Diabolical wrote:captain funtime wrote:I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.
Actually it was Cappy I mugged and the bag was Potato Skins.
They're mine now, bitch.
Re: I'm back again
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:14 pm
by Antropov
Rogue II wrote:
They're mine now, bitch.
That was you?! Dick taster. I want my delicious snack crisps back!
Cock-tain Dicktime wrote:CaptainSolo has a tatoo that says"I love cock" in Japanese.
For the record, it says "I love Funtime's mom's cock". Get it right, man.
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:22 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
wow, Fun Tiem, you called all these biches out, u did good but u r still a FAGG ursalf!!
gues what, gues what, BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 2:25 pm
by Dell Rusk
Blimey, Cap'n Funtime! Ye're bein' quite the grumpy Gus 'ere, ye are. I recommend ye pick up yer Bible and read through it, an' I guarantee you'll be right as rain!
Song of Solomon 1:13
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 3:12 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
kidhuman wrote:Fuckin great, first Snigtad, then this shit, who is next, Dr. Douche?
oH HO HO! GUESS AGAIN, SENIOR!
Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:57 pm
by kidhuman
Oh fuck, I would have preferred Douche
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:26 am
by anarky
Dell Rusk wrote:Song of Solomon 1:13
Song of Solomon 1:13 wrote:My beloved is to me a pouch of myrrh
Which lies all night between my breasts.
Sounds kinky, Dell.
Even when quoting the Bible, you're totally gay.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:02 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Dell WOULD be talking about a pouch. Jerk.
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:05 pm
by anarky
Dell, when some random sailor misses your poop-chute and spews his load on one of your buns, do you turn the other cheek?
Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:17 pm
by Antropov
anarky wrote:Dell, when some random sailor misses your poop-chute and spews his load on one of your buns, do you turn the other cheek?
Ask Slicker.
Now that that douche bag is out on a ship, its so much easier to burn him.
