I'm back again

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:34 pm

Well, I hope you all missed me. But I found out some people here are gay and I will tell you how I know its a fact:

I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.

I saw Rogue II mug Diabolical for said bag afterwards.

I saw Anarky prancing in the street in his tighty whities

I was in the same room as Eternal Padawan when he burped and it smelled like fresh condom

Slicker is in the navy

Vyn farted and chicken bones fell out of his ass.

CaptainSolo has a tatoo that says"I love cock" in Japanese.

Slimmie had 3 dicks double parked on his chin waiting to get in.

Kidhuman stood between two black men and pretended he was skiing using their cocks for ski poles.

Mabudon and JJreason each strained neck muscles while trying to 69 each other

Thats how I know you are all gay.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:02 pm

Did anybody understand all that mumbling? Funtime needs to spit or swallow before talking.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:23 pm

captain funtime wrote:I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.

Actually it was Cappy I mugged and the bag was Potato Skins.

You fuck.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:16 am

Fuckin great, first Snigtad, then this shit, who is next, Dr. Douche?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:34 am

I thought you only mugged him for the nachos, DB.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:08 am

Diabolical wrote:
captain funtime wrote:I saw Diabolical mug a Rabbi for his circumcision bag, so he could chew on the foreskins.
Actually it was Cappy I mugged and the bag was Potato Skins.

They're mine now, bitch.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:14 pm

Rogue II wrote: They're mine now, bitch.

That was you?! Dick taster. I want my delicious snack crisps back!

Cock-tain Dicktime wrote:CaptainSolo has a tatoo that says"I love cock" in Japanese.

For the record, it says "I love Funtime's mom's cock". Get it right, man.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:22 pm

wow, Fun Tiem, you called all these biches out, u did good but u r still a FAGG ursalf!!

gues what, gues what, BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:25 pm

Blimey, Cap'n Funtime! Ye're bein' quite the grumpy Gus 'ere, ye are. I recommend ye pick up yer Bible and read through it, an' I guarantee you'll be right as rain!

Song of Solomon 1:13

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:12 pm

kidhuman wrote:Fuckin great, first Snigtad, then this shit, who is next, Dr. Douche?

oH HO HO! GUESS AGAIN, SENIOR!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:57 pm

Oh fuck, I would have preferred Douche

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:26 am

Dell Rusk wrote:Song of Solomon 1:13

Song of Solomon 1:13 wrote:My beloved is to me a pouch of myrrh
Which lies all night between my breasts.

Sounds kinky, Dell.

Even when quoting the Bible, you're totally gay.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:02 pm

Dell WOULD be talking about a pouch. Jerk.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:05 pm

Dell, when some random sailor misses your poop-chute and spews his load on one of your buns, do you turn the other cheek?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:17 pm

anarky wrote:Dell, when some random sailor misses your poop-chute and spews his load on one of your buns, do you turn the other cheek?

Ask Slicker.

Now that that douche bag is out on a ship, its so much easier to burn him.

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