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Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:26 pm
by Captain Jack Sparrow
I am in dire need of a crew. My ship, the illustrious Black Pearl, won't sail alone. If any of you blokes feel the need to sail the open sea and become a pirate, the help would be much obliged. Any of you lads are free to come and swab my poop deck. Except for that dodgy fellow...Flornsworth, I believe his name is. He can be the cabin boy. Savvy?
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:07 pm
by Diabolical
Are you hitting on us?
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:41 pm
by Double_G
I'm not touching this one.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:57 pm
by Stormshadow
I would not step foot on your tubtoy for all the Yen in Japan. Everyone knows pirates are the arch-nemeses of Ninjas. The snakes to our Mongeese. The O.J. to our Crest Tartar Control Toothpaste. You can have Orbsah Stealth Ninja though. Not only is he not a real ninja, but he LOVES to swab poop decks...or something involving poop and swabbing anyway.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:44 am
by Inigo Montoya
Do you perchance know the Dread Pirate Roberts?
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:23 pm
by Amy
Haha I, love the Princess bride lol
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:27 pm
by Tycho
Oh my gosh! I just got back from getting my hair cut by a really "cute" "girl." She has some serious issues, and tried to kill herself a few days ago (just like Owen Wilssen, my favorite actor!). I had no idea that when I got back, Captain Jack Sparrow himself would be asking for a crew!
I'd absolutely love to sign up. Ever since I bought those Zizzle Pirates of the Caribbean figures for my Star Wars dioramas, I've thought Jack Sparrow was really cool! Just something about him: I can't put my finger on it.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:23 pm
by Double_G
Tycho, I don't think you'd like it onboard the ship. They don't have a movie theater, which means you can't watch Transformers for the 17th time.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:36 pm
by Seamus ODoyle
Aye lad. But the lack of a proper theatre is offset by the idea of being stuck at sea with dozens of burly, sweaty, pirates. That much semen...er...seamen in one place gives Tycho a boner longer than your mizzenmast. Jaesus, Mary'n'Joseph, Oi've nae seen a fruitier buttercup in me entire life. Tycho has tossed enough salad in his life to be hired as the sous-chef at the Blue Oyster Bar & Grill, opening soon in Buttrapetown, USA.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:37 pm
by Tycho
Gosh, Saemus! How did you know that I'm a world-renowned salad chef?
My famous salads you mentioned helped me have sex with thousands of girls! Thank you for mentioning my new on-the-side job as a salad chef.
I tell you, I've been so pooped lately. After writing on my six different novels - one about sex, one about black gangs, etc. - and then working at my normal job, and then working as a chef, then having sex with a girl, I'm just so tired!
Oh, and speaking of my book about the darkies, Sambo, you should definitely let me interview you! Gosh, you seem like an interesting person. For a nigger.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:28 pm
by Double_G
Tycho wrote:Oh, and speaking of my book about the darkies, Sambo, you should definitely let me interview you! Gosh, you seem like an interesting person. For a nigger.
Sambo's not here anymore. He's been sold.
Re: Attention All Able-Bodied Seamen
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:35 pm
by Captain Jack Sparrow
Double_G wrote:Sambo's not here anymore. He's been sold.
Oi, did he, now? Quite a shame, that. I could've used a negro or two on me ship.