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Funny-ass combined movie titles
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:16 pm
by anarky
Here's a couple to get you started:
Harry Potter and the Hendersons
Basic Instinct Training
American Ninja Pie
The Ugly American Beauty
Crocodile Dundee Hunter: Collision Course in LA
The Goodfellas, the Bad, and the Ugly
Children of a Lesser Godfather Part II
The Morning Ever After
American Pie Presents Ernest Goes to Band Camp
Ernest Goes to Hell
Brighton Beach Memoirs of a Geisha
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:17 pm
by anarky
And one that's rather disturbing, given that he gets arrested for kiddie porn every few years:
Pee Wee's Big Adventure in Babysitting
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:19 pm
by anarky
The Naked Gun 300
Dr Strangelove Actually
The Last Seven Samurai
Last Dance of the Mohicans
Best in Showgirls
Woman on Top Gun
Batman on Fire
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:26 pm
by anarky
The Transformers: The Kentucky Fried Movie
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surf Ninjas
X3: The Last Stand and Deliver
Odd Man Outsiders
Star Wars Trek Episode II: Attack of the Khan Clones
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:37 pm
by Eternal Padawan
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
The Last Grindhouse on the Left
Alice In Wonderland Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:03 pm
by vynsane
anarky wrote:And one that's rather disturbing, given that he gets arrested for kiddie porn every few years:
Pee Wee's Big Adventure in Babysitting
god, if there's one guy who's story gets worse and worse all the time, it's paul ruebens.
it wasn't kiddie porn. he was in a regular porn theater. and he was whacking off. what the hell else do you think people do in a porn theater?
the fact is, if he wasn't shoehorned into a kid's television show, no one would've been surprised. did you ever see his original stand up routine??? it was dirty stuff disguised as a kid's show. and it was hilarious.
oh, and:
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End of Days
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:22 pm
by anarky
Aye, I did see his old stuff, and had no problem with his jacking off in a theater.
But about five years ago, he was busted for kiddie porn. He maintains it was a collection of Victorian erotica, but it was still naked kids.
Either way, he's mounting a comeback. Apparently someone wants to make new Pee Wee movies that are still somewhat kid-friendly, but maintain some of his earlier edge.
I'll watch them. That guy rules, sick fetishes or not. Well, except for Big Top Pee Wee. That one blew.
Speaking of early stuff, see if you can track down a copy of Dr Otto and the Amazing Gloom-Doom Machine. A funny Jim Varney flick from the 80s, featuring the first bigscreen appearance of Ernest Worrell (who'd already appeared in a bazillion ads), as well as several characters who went on to appear regularly on Hey Vern! It's Ernest!
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:23 pm
by vynsane
anarky wrote:But about five years ago, he was busted for kiddie porn. He maintains it was a collection of Victorian erotica, but it was still naked kids.
seriously? i never heard about this one...
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:24 pm
by anarky
It didn't make news, really. I only know about it because I read an interview with him (I think in Entertainment Weekly) and he was bitching about it.
BTW, I edited my last post to add the shit about Ernest. Ernest ruled for about two and a half movies. The other fifty suck.
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:26 pm
by jjreason
Paul Reubens is a comic genius - as Pee Wee Herman as well as the farting hero in Mystery Men. Anyone who says anything even remotely to the contrary is dead to me.
And wasn't that red-haired principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off done for child porn? (Is it Andy Rooney or something)? Either way, he's made a comeback of sorts as the newspaperman in Deadwood.
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:27 pm
by anarky
Oh shit! Mystery Men!! I fucking love that movie! A great comic book film based on a shitty comic book.
Too bad dark comedies never do that well, because there aren't enough.
BTW, I was slightly off. From Wikipedia, likely citing the same magazine I read:
Reubens was arrested again in 2002 in connection with an investigation involving child pornography. Public news stories concerning his case cast doubt upon the suggestion that Reubens intentionally acquired child pornography, as he stated that he was a collector of "erotic artwork" and that he had a sizable collection of vintage erotica with samples dating back to the 18th century. On March 19, 2004, child pornography charges against him were dropped by Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo after Reubens pleaded guilty to a separate "misdemeanor obscenity" charge.
"The DA waited 364 days (one day before the statute of limitations would have run out) and then alleged that some of it was 'child pornography' -- decades-old physique poses, old art photos, and yellowed nudist magazines. Some of the nude photos were of minors -- when the pictures were taken, but most of the models would have been dead of old age before Reubens was born. All of the photos, Reubens maintained, were legal when they were first published. The charges were reduced to 'obscenity', and Reubens pleaded guilty and paid a $100 fine in exchange for probation."[4]
Said Reubens: "Personally, I think we're living in a very scary time. Do we let the legal system decide in a courtroom what's obscene and what's not obscene? I didn't want to be in a situation where there was a possibility I could go to jail... I mean, that just seemed insane to me."
"One thing I want to make very, very clear, I don't want anyone for one second to think that I am titillated by images of children. It's not me. You can say lots of things about me. And you might. The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true."[5]
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:32 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Die Another Day After Tomorrow
The Addams Family Stone
Bourne Free Identity
Witches of EastWickerman
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:21 pm
by mabudon
Die Hard to Kill
The Ciderhouse Rules of Engagament
Rambo: First Blood Part Two Graves to Kung Fu
Crippled Masters of the Universe ( I think Marvel actually used this concept at some point)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Long Days Journey into Night of the Living Dead
Rocky 4: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason takes Manhattan
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:51 pm
by kidhuman
Eternal Padawan wrote:
Bourne Free Identity
Bourne Free Willy
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:32 pm
by Ran
We saw a movie marquee that read:
Twister
Flipper
Twister
My friend pointed out that would be a good name for a porn flick. Anyway...
Office Space Balls
Throw Momma from the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Bridges of Billy Madison County