Funny-ass combined movie titles

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:16 pm

Here's a couple to get you started:

Harry Potter and the Hendersons

Basic Instinct Training

American Ninja Pie

The Ugly American Beauty

Crocodile Dundee Hunter: Collision Course in LA

The Goodfellas, the Bad, and the Ugly

Children of a Lesser Godfather Part II

The Morning Ever After

American Pie Presents Ernest Goes to Band Camp

Ernest Goes to Hell

Brighton Beach Memoirs of a Geisha

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:17 pm

And one that's rather disturbing, given that he gets arrested for kiddie porn every few years:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure in Babysitting

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:19 pm

The Naked Gun 300

Dr Strangelove Actually

The Last Seven Samurai

Last Dance of the Mohicans

Best in Showgirls

Woman on Top Gun

Batman on Fire

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:26 pm

The Transformers: The Kentucky Fried Movie

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Center of the Earth

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surf Ninjas

X3: The Last Stand and Deliver

Odd Man Outsiders

Star Wars Trek Episode II: Attack of the Khan Clones

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:37 pm

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

The Last Grindhouse on the Left

Alice In Wonderland Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:03 pm

anarky wrote:And one that's rather disturbing, given that he gets arrested for kiddie porn every few years:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure in Babysitting

god, if there's one guy who's story gets worse and worse all the time, it's paul ruebens.

it wasn't kiddie porn. he was in a regular porn theater. and he was whacking off. what the hell else do you think people do in a porn theater?

the fact is, if he wasn't shoehorned into a kid's television show, no one would've been surprised. did you ever see his original stand up routine??? it was dirty stuff disguised as a kid's show. and it was hilarious.

oh, and:

Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End of Days

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:22 pm

Aye, I did see his old stuff, and had no problem with his jacking off in a theater.

But about five years ago, he was busted for kiddie porn. He maintains it was a collection of Victorian erotica, but it was still naked kids.

Either way, he's mounting a comeback. Apparently someone wants to make new Pee Wee movies that are still somewhat kid-friendly, but maintain some of his earlier edge.

I'll watch them. That guy rules, sick fetishes or not. Well, except for Big Top Pee Wee. That one blew.

Speaking of early stuff, see if you can track down a copy of Dr Otto and the Amazing Gloom-Doom Machine. A funny Jim Varney flick from the 80s, featuring the first bigscreen appearance of Ernest Worrell (who'd already appeared in a bazillion ads), as well as several characters who went on to appear regularly on Hey Vern! It's Ernest!

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:23 pm

anarky wrote:But about five years ago, he was busted for kiddie porn. He maintains it was a collection of Victorian erotica, but it was still naked kids.

seriously? i never heard about this one...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:24 pm

It didn't make news, really. I only know about it because I read an interview with him (I think in Entertainment Weekly) and he was bitching about it.

BTW, I edited my last post to add the shit about Ernest. Ernest ruled for about two and a half movies. The other fifty suck.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:26 pm

Paul Reubens is a comic genius - as Pee Wee Herman as well as the farting hero in Mystery Men. Anyone who says anything even remotely to the contrary is dead to me.

And wasn't that red-haired principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off done for child porn? (Is it Andy Rooney or something)? Either way, he's made a comeback of sorts as the newspaperman in Deadwood.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:27 pm

Oh shit! Mystery Men!! I fucking love that movie! A great comic book film based on a shitty comic book.

Too bad dark comedies never do that well, because there aren't enough.

BTW, I was slightly off. From Wikipedia, likely citing the same magazine I read:

Reubens was arrested again in 2002 in connection with an investigation involving child pornography. Public news stories concerning his case cast doubt upon the suggestion that Reubens intentionally acquired child pornography, as he stated that he was a collector of "erotic artwork" and that he had a sizable collection of vintage erotica with samples dating back to the 18th century. On March 19, 2004, child pornography charges against him were dropped by Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo after Reubens pleaded guilty to a separate "misdemeanor obscenity" charge.

"The DA waited 364 days (one day before the statute of limitations would have run out) and then alleged that some of it was 'child pornography' -- decades-old physique poses, old art photos, and yellowed nudist magazines. Some of the nude photos were of minors -- when the pictures were taken, but most of the models would have been dead of old age before Reubens was born. All of the photos, Reubens maintained, were legal when they were first published. The charges were reduced to 'obscenity', and Reubens pleaded guilty and paid a $100 fine in exchange for probation."[4]

Said Reubens: "Personally, I think we're living in a very scary time. Do we let the legal system decide in a courtroom what's obscene and what's not obscene? I didn't want to be in a situation where there was a possibility I could go to jail... I mean, that just seemed insane to me."

"One thing I want to make very, very clear, I don't want anyone for one second to think that I am titillated by images of children. It's not me. You can say lots of things about me. And you might. The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true."[5]

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:32 pm

Die Another Day After Tomorrow

The Addams Family Stone

Bourne Free Identity

Witches of EastWickerman

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:21 pm

Die Hard to Kill

The Ciderhouse Rules of Engagament

Rambo: First Blood Part Two Graves to Kung Fu

Crippled Masters of the Universe ( I think Marvel actually used this concept at some point)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

Long Days Journey into Night of the Living Dead

Rocky 4: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason takes Manhattan

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:51 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote: Bourne Free Identity

Bourne Free Willy

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:32 pm

We saw a movie marquee that read:

Twister
Flipper
Twister

My friend pointed out that would be a good name for a porn flick. Anyway...

Office Space Balls

Throw Momma from the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles

Bridges of Billy Madison County