the vynsane asylum

Fact of the Day, 1/19/07:

Snigtad Flornbi was the only kid in his elementary school to get his dick stuck in the cafeteria cheese grater.

Amazing. The only part making this "fact" hard to believe is that he stopped fucking goats long enough to actually try something new.

Snigtad once got a Yorkshire Terrier pregnant accidentally because he "thought it was his sister".

He also once went to the hospital and got his stomach pumped where they removed approximately 2 lbs of finger and toenail clippings. Whether these were his own or from others he had dug out of the carpet is still up for debate.

He is also gay as a maypole.

Snigtad, it's like someone actually distilled your stupidity to increase its potency.

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I WHILL FUKCIN KILL U FAGGETS!!

THREAT ASSESSMENT: MINIMAL
CONCLUSION: THREAT:FAULTY
USERNAME: SNIGTAD: ASSHOLE

Snigtad Fagtree wrote:YOUCAN ALL SUCK MY MOMS DICK!!!

VERIFYING CLAIM: 99.82% PROBABILITY USERNAME: SNIGTAD : TRUTHFUL
MATERNAL PARENT: EQUIPPED WITH PENIS

*Giraffe sound*

Giraffe wrote:*Giraffe sound*

That's not a Snigtad Fun Fact. Let me run it through the Universal Translator Tomato...

Giraffe via [b]UTT[/b] wrote: Dear me. Snigtad has the world's largest collection of Get-Along-Gang paraphanelia. Unfortunately, none of it is in very good condition as Sniggy has an obsessive compulsive disorder where he has to masturbate to EVERY item in his collection first thing in the morning. It takes him a solid four hours of hand pumping and most of the dolls are caked with his impotent semen.

Is that supposed to look like the face you make when you stick the third gerbil up your ass?

Snigtad likes to pick up gay prostitutes and give them reach arounds while sucking pipes of shit direct from their colons

Snigtad used to be a chubby kid. And he was always shot with paintball guns. Here's a video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BOKZHuu-3jQ

Welllll,

Snigtad's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes a super king kamehameha beeyotch.

Have you ever met my friend Snigtad's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Snigtad's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Have you ever met my friend Snigtad's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Snigtad's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Snigtad's Mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Snigtad's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Snigtad likes to clamp his mouth over peoples assholes and have them fart directly into his mouth.