The Snigtad Flornbi Fact of the Day!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:03 pm

Fact of the Day, 1/19/07:

Snigtad Flornbi was the only kid in his elementary school to get his dick stuck in the cafeteria cheese grater.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:06 pm

Amazing. The only part making this "fact" hard to believe is that he stopped fucking goats long enough to actually try something new.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:36 pm

Snigtad once got a Yorkshire Terrier pregnant accidentally because he "thought it was his sister".

He also once went to the hospital and got his stomach pumped where they removed approximately 2 lbs of finger and toenail clippings. Whether these were his own or from others he had dug out of the carpet is still up for debate.

He is also gay as a maypole.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:42 pm

I WHILL FUKCIN KILL U FAGGETS!!

YOUCAN ALL SUCK MY MOMS DICK!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:05 pm

Snigtad, it's like someone actually distilled your stupidity to increase its potency.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:36 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I WHILL FUKCIN KILL U FAGGETS!!

THREAT ASSESSMENT: MINIMAL
CONCLUSION: THREAT:FAULTY
USERNAME: SNIGTAD: ASSHOLE

Snigtad Fagtree wrote:YOUCAN ALL SUCK MY MOMS DICK!!!

VERIFYING CLAIM: 99.82% PROBABILITY USERNAME: SNIGTAD : TRUTHFUL
MATERNAL PARENT: EQUIPPED WITH PENIS

Giraffe · Post by **Giraffe** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:55 am

*Giraffe sound*

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:00 pm

Giraffe wrote:*Giraffe sound*

That's not a Snigtad Fun Fact. Let me run it through the Universal Translator Tomato...

Giraffe via [b]UTT[/b] wrote: Dear me. Snigtad has the world's largest collection of Get-Along-Gang paraphanelia. Unfortunately, none of it is in very good condition as Sniggy has an obsessive compulsive disorder where he has to masturbate to EVERY item in his collection first thing in the morning. It takes him a solid four hours of hand pumping and most of the dolls are caked with his impotent semen.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:37 pm

The fun fact of the day is me kiking ur but!

::x

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:55 pm

Is that supposed to look like the face you make when you stick the third gerbil up your ass?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:04 am

Snigtad likes to pick up gay prostitutes and give them reach arounds while sucking pipes of shit direct from their colons

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:29 pm

Snigtad used to be a chubby kid. And he was always shot with paintball guns. Here's a video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BOKZHuu-3jQ

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:58 pm

Snigtad FunFact:

Snigtad once stripped himself naked and walked into a dog pound and insited he was a lost puppy and that they should lock him up with all the other lost doggies, because he was a "bad puppy". The guys running the pound just laughed at him and took him out back and whipped him with a rubber hose. Then they pushed him in front of a bus, but it only ran over his foot. The foot never healed correctly and Snigtad has had a limp ever since.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:30 pm

Welllll,

Snigtad's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes a super king kamehameha beeyotch.

Have you ever met my friend Snigtad's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Snigtad's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Have you ever met my friend Snigtad's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Snigtad's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Snigtad's Mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Snigtad's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:32 pm

Snigtad likes to clamp his mouth over peoples assholes and have them fart directly into his mouth.