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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:27 pm
by Senor JabbaJohnL
All right, you sorry-ass Bizarro bitches. You can consider me "Father Christmas." But bear this in mind: I will not be on the receiving end. So be ready to bend over. Old Saint Nick's going to rip you shitheads' assholes right open.
I took this to mean that he was in the market for homosexual intercourse with any of us.
You guys are fuckin' sick.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:30 pm
by anarky
Sorry, foo, but I ain't no "Bizarro Bitch." I don't know about you.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:17 pm
by Eternal Padawan
I happen to know that Santa isn't real.
Burn, fat fuck in a red suit. Burn
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:06 pm
by Robin
Santa Claus wrote:Batman and Robin: You two let the Batmobile lose its wheel, and the Joker got away. Any crimes he now commits are on your conscience. I don't want to know what "Robin laid an egg" means. And Batman, you stink; take a frigging bath already. No Bat-presents for you this year.
Golly, Batman. Of all our accomplishments, why does everone remember that one incident?
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:01 pm
by Santa Claus
I hope you're all ready for jolly ol' Saint Nick to come in your chimney.
Because cum will be all I'm leaving you shit-eating faggots for Christmas. I'll be leaving it in the twats of your mothers and wives and sisters.
Merry Christmas, cocksuckers.
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:48 am
by Eternal Padawan
May all of you have the Merriest of Christmases and get everything you wanted under you trees.
Santa, I'm lighting a huge fire in my fireplace, so when your fat ass squeezes down my chimney, your balls get good and singed, you tubby prick.
I got the best Christmas Present of all. I got to go home and see my children for the holidays.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:11 am
by anarky
Happy belated Christmas from Space Ghost!
I remember seeing that years ago. The Twelve Days of Christmas as performed by the Council of Doom is one of the funniest things ever recorded.
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:30 pm
by Santa Claus
I'm making my 2007 list, and fucking checking it three times this year, bitches.
Once I finish computing the data, I'll be back to deliver the bad news, you bastards.
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:17 pm
by Double_G
I anxiously await it, Fatty Dingdongs. But just let it be known that there is some incriminating evidence that you are a pedophile.
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:02 pm
by Michael Bay
Santa, I need to know what I'm getting for Christmas this year. I've been a very good boy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go drink a bottle of purified vaginal juice from the Phillipines.
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:04 pm
by anarky
Great. We have DeadEye, Rob Liefeld, and now fucking Bay? That's like the triumvirate of suck.
Re: Merry Christmas, motherfuckers
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:39 pm
by Michael Bay
anarky wrote:Great. We have DeadEye, Rob Liefeld, and now fucking Bay? That's like the triumvirate of suck.
The only thing that I suck on is the clitoris, sir.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go videotape my parents having sex and edit it into the "Armageddon" 10th Anniversary Director's Cut DVD.
Re: The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:39 pm
by The Grin
The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas list for 2009:
Antropov, I don't know where you've gone, but I found your mom riding my cock last night.
Eternal Padawan, I don't know where you are either, but I made sweet love to your mom under a pear tree.
anarky, I went through the trouble of acquiring the rights to build a Teek action figure just for you. Unfortunately, the final guy that had to sign the paperwork to approve the deal walked in on me while I was banging his wife and mother at the same time. He got all freaked out and refused to sign. I tried to send bIZZARO THE gRIN over to re-negotiate the deal. I'm not sure what happened, but I got the contract sent back to me and it was covered in blood, shit, and jizz. My lawyer says that doesn't count as a signature. Oh well.
Sleazer, I was going to buy you an autographed 2-1B photo, but while I was in the mall elevator. She was down to her lingerie by the 2nd floor. I was livin' it up when she was goin' down.
Diabolical, I'm doing more naughty things with your mother this year.
jjreason, I know you're too busy playing WoW to read this. I have a lion in my pocket for your mother. And that lion is ready to roar.
bIZZARO THE gRIN, I made those modifications to Devastator's blazing Dildo we talked about.
JabbaJohn & UKWildcat, The Grip and I were going to try caroling on your front doorsteps again, but we lost your addresses. So we headed over to your both of your moms' houses to find out where you lived. They couldn't tell us the exact locations because we had our cocks in their mouths.
vynsane, I'd like to thank you for giving us a place to hang out, so I sent your mom a lifetime supply of The Grin brand dildos.
Merry Christmas to all, and I'll fuck your moms good all night!
Re: The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:40 pm
by kidhuman
The Grin wrote:
The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas list for 2009:
Antropov, I don't know where you've gone, but I found your mom riding my cock last night.
Eternal Padawan, I don't know where you are either, but I made sweet love to your mom under a pear tree.
anarky, I went through the trouble of acquiring the rights to build a Teek action figure just for you. Unfortunately, the final guy that had to sign the paperwork to approve the deal walked in on me while I was banging his wife and mother at the same time. He got all freaked out and refused to sign. I tried to send bIZZARO THE gRIN over to re-negotiate the deal. I'm not sure what happened, but I got the contract sent back to me and it was covered in blood, shit, and jizz. My lawyer says that doesn't count as a signature. Oh well.
Sleazer, I was going to buy you an autographed 2-1B photo, but while I was in the mall elevator. She was down to her lingerie by the 2nd floor. I was livin' it up when she was goin' down.
Diabolical, I'm doing more naughty things with your mother this year.
jjreason, I know you're too busy playing WoW to read this. I have a lion in my pocket for your mother. And that lion is ready to roar.
bIZZARO THE gRIN, I made those modifications to Devastator's blazing Dildo we talked about.
JabbaJohn & UKWildcat, The Grip and I were going to try caroling on your front doorsteps again, but we lost your addresses. So we headed over to your both of your moms' houses to find out where you lived. They couldn't tell us the exact locations because we had our cocks in their mouths.
vynsane, I'd like to thank you for giving us a place to hang out, so I sent your mom a lifetime supply of The Grin brand dildos.
Merry Christmas to all, and I'll fuck your moms good all night!
I feel so left out
Re: The Grin's Mother Fucking Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:17 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
kidhuman wrote:
I feel so left out
oH HO HO! nO WORRY SENIOR kIDHUMAN. zEE GRIN NO ES GETTING YOU ANYTHING PORQUE aH DREW YOU EN zEE gROUP DRAFT LOTTERY. yOU KNOW, EVEN WE HAVE TO EMAKE ZEE CUT BACKS EN ZEE DOWN ECONOMY. aH HAVE ESMOMETHING LONG Y ESPICY TO PUT EN TU nAVIDAD STOCKING. oH HO HO sI.
aH ALSO WANTED TO GET ESOMETHING ESUBTLE FOR sENIOR aUXILLARY, PERO THERE ES NOTHING ESUBTLE ABOUT UN LONG HARD COCK IN THE ASS.
y aH ALSO TANGO ESOME ESPICY SALSA aH WILL ESPILL ON ZEE FACE DE rAN. tHEES TIMPO, NO ESCREAM "nOT EN zEE FACE!"