the vynsane asylum

A tampon?

Under Deuteronomical Law, you are unclean and banished from all human contact for seven days.

Of course, you're not supposed to have a job, and you should be stoned for lying with another woman. I recommend Malibu for the stoning.

Y'know what else is funny? Looking up Moderators in the FAQ section...


» What are Moderators?
Moderators are individuals (or groups of individuals) who look after the forums from day to day. They have the authority to edit or delete posts and lock, unlock, move, delete and split topics in the forum they moderate. Generally, moderators are present to prevent users from going off-topic or posting abusive or offensive material.


Or, in this case, spearheading such endeavors...

That image is offensive to me as an American. You should not insult Barack Obama. Barack Obama is the first African-American candidate for office who is clean. His aftershave does smell a little like feet, but he takes a shower every morning, sometimes six, seven times a day.