the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:08 pm**

It has taken many long hours of meticulously punching holes in the cards that the Bat-Computer uses to decrypt evil plots, but my ward Robin and I have decoded quite a bit of the... Untapped Boobie Source thread. There are still many weeks worth of... painstaking labor to follow, but the following brief segment is what the two of us have restored thus far.

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Slicker: 
I'm talkin' about those internet T-shirt ads.  I
absolutely love seeing them damn things.  The girls
have the biggest most perky tits in those tight
t-shirts it ain't even funny.
Next time you're surfing be sure to keep a lookout for
them.
I'll try to find some examples to share with the
class.
Diabolical:
The chicks in the "True" ads (typically seen on
Myspace) are usually smokin' also.
jjreason:
Jodi and I were flicking around last night and found
an infomercial for some real estate moneymaking scheme
- there was a "host" lady and a lady she was
convincing to join the pyramid scheme. Both of them
were racked out beyond belief, and were wearing the
lowest cut blouses imaginable. It was comedy
actually... pretty easy to see what audience they were
targeting.
FatherFucker1138:
collegehumor.com
is always good for showing the adds Slick is talking
about. My favorite is the "I (Star of David) Shiksas"
one with the hot, nippin' redhead. Here's the best on
I could find on there in the last couple minutes:
http://happy.collegehumor.com/1915.jpg
vynsane:
nice...
http://happy.collegehumor.com/2124.jpg
http://happy.collegehumor.com/1526.jpg
http://happy.collegehumor.com/2125.jpg
http://happy.collegehumor.com/1914.jpg
http://happy.collegehumor.com/1258.jpg
http://happy.collegehumor.com/2128.jpg
Slicker:
What are the odds that you two would pick the exact
same t-shirt model?
vynsane:
they came from the same site... pretty good odds...
there's always
t-shirt hell
whores
jjreason:
Man, I love those natural looking ones under the blue
"DIKFORE" t-shirt. I could accomplish some great
things there.
Diabolical:
An example of the "True" chicks mentioned earlier:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/
v468/Rocketboy78/myspace/true01.jpg

Posted: **Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:44 pm**

All well and good, Bats - but can you restore the links so that we can actually see the tits? I mean the typing's fine and all.... but I think you're missing he point(s).

Which is of absolutely no surprise to me, come to think of it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:09 pm**

Yeesh! The man slaves for a week and is able to restore the info, if not yet the links, and you bitch about it? Give the guy a break.

Keep up the good work, Batman. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:09 pm**

I'm not sure to what rainbow you're referring, citizen Anarky, and can only assume you mean the treacherous... Louie the Lilac.

My search of the cosmos has yielded this... image. Although it does not have a connection to the lost thread, looks as if it may very well feel at home there. It is no rainbow... but perhaps it will substitute.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:20 pm**

Look out, Batman! That image you posted didn't work! It must be the work of the Romulans!

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:25 pm**

Those... fiends. How can any creatures be so... cold-hearted as to destroy such images of pure beauty? Alas, it was a good one. I believe the proper term is... "tig old bitties." We must be more proactive in dealing with these... monsters... for they have destroyed something that made me atingle in my Bat-shorts.

Posted: **Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:36 pm**

Golly, Batman. I think I know the feeling. I get a tingle in my tights when I see Batgirl, fight Catwoman, or ride the Batcycle.

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:46 pm**

I have... restored the first page of the thread, and shall continue fighting for truth, justice, and barely-covered perky breasts.

the vynsane asylum

Rest in peace, "Untapped Boobie Source" thread