Rest in peace, "Untapped Boobie Source" thread

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:29 pm

Your unjustified destruction will not go unavenged. But first, a moment of silence for all the images of pillow-fighting slave Leias, Asian bra models, and subtly erotic t-shirt ads.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:33 pm

My God. What has he done?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:48 pm

SHUT UP FAG U NO IT WAS A ROOSE B CAUS U LIEK DIKC!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:19 pm

It is a shame someone like this is allowed to have some kind of power

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:52 pm

Ah, bot as long as vee have your mothairs, Zee Grin undt Ah veel allwahs have our boobie sairce, ho ho ho ho!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:50 pm

The Grip wrote:Ah, bot as long as vee have your mothairs, Zee Grin undt Ah veel allwahs have our boobie sairce, ho ho ho ho!

That is so true...but after meeting us, their mothers are hardly untapped.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:15 pm

Fear not, citizens! Although I initially investigated this thread because it was begun by an archfoe of one of the inferior latter-day carbon-copies of myself, I feel the pain of losing such a valued resource. Robin and I shall not rest, shall not cease inputting variables into the Bat-Computer, until such time as the children of Gotham can again view the splendor of untapped... boobies.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:31 pm

Ahhh, Batman. I know that you value the untapped boobie, having not fondled one, but at least 3 different Catwomen in the 60s TV series alone. Maybe sometime we can go for a drink and tell The Grip and I about how you did it.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:43 pm

Fear not, noble citizens. Although we have yet to locate the entire thread, Robin and I noticed an encouraging teletype on the Bat-computer earlier today.

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Though it is not much, I feel we at least know... the correct area of the Phantom Zone to scan with our Bat-Radar.

Bob Ross · Post by **Bob Ross** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:19 pm

Well! That sure is a Happy little shirt!!

What I'm gonna do isswitchj brushes and get out some yellow paint to make that little smiley face right there!!

Whoah, what's this ---> ??
For a "smiley", he sure don't look too happy, I'm going to see if I can't put a little happy face on the guy, to go with them there happy little devil horns!! Man, that sounds good, makes me want to put on a nice happy little heavy metal album and paint all day!!

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:14 pm

Golly Batman. The Bat-computer's Bat-decryptor program is a mighty powerful tool.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:52 pm

Indeed, old chum. The Bat-Computer is my second favorite Bat-Tool.

The Dynamic Duo has continued to scour the... Phantom Zone for the missing mammary messages. I found another possible lead in quadrant DC27-1939, where I came across the following image:

Unfortunately, the image was... linked to another, and somehow programmed to self-destruct if the two were ever... to appear in a post without one another:

Upon seeing this image of such a hideous... monster, Robin has been curled up in the fetal position, hiding behind the Bat-Computer's enormous cassette backup files, crying like a baby.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:57 pm

Just trying to beat Slicker to the punch, but can Tycho's cousin be considered for the untapped induction?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:36 pm

After the honeymoon I'm not quite sure she's untapped...

calamity jane · Post by **calamity jane** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:25 pm

I GOTS SHOME TITTIES YOU CAN TAP, Y'MOTHERFUCKING COCKSHUCKERS!!