I AM TACKING CUNTROL OF THE NATURAL GUARD

[Snigtad Flornbi]

GOD DAM I AM MAD!! I WINT 2 WASCHINGTAN WITH MY UNCALE RODGER 2 GET SUM HAMBERDERS + THIS HOMELASS DUED SEZ HAY MAN R EWE LOST, WHERE R U GOING? WHAT A NASTY PERSAN, HE MUST BE A BIGLY NASTU PERSON 2 ASK SYCH A QUASTIAN! I SED I JUST WONT A PEPSI, HE SED U REALY LOOK LOST, I SED, JEEZ, ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST A PEPSI, I AM NOT ON DRUG! THEN I REALISE GE SMELED LIEK A MONKY, GOD DAM I FUCKING HAET MUNKEYS! FUCKING MONKEYS ALL WAYS CUMMING N2 MY SPA + STEELING MY WORKERS, I WAS JUST COMPLANING 2 MY BUDDEY JEFRY EPSTAIN ABOUT THAT!! SO I AM GOING 2 TAEK OVER THE DC COPS + NATURAL GOARD, WE WIL KICK OUT THE BAD PEOPLE!!! THINK U 4 UR ATENCION 2 THIS MATER!!!!!1!!!

[vynsane]

holy shit, it's been him all along!

[Ran]

It all makes sense now.

[Tom Foolery]

He’s a fucking idiot. Hitler was in his 40s when he became chancellor and started the reichstag fire to consolidate his power. At least he could’ve enjoyed 40-50 years of power if his plan had worked.
This fat fuck is gonna be dead in two years. All this effort for no goddamn reason. Just die already.

Congestive heart failure for the win.

[Ran]

The only problem with that is that we don't know which version of JD Vance would take over.

[Diabolical]

The couch fucking version seems the least dangerous.

[anarky]

Only upside is even most of MAGA hates Vance. tRump is evil and a fucking idiot, but he has that same weird inexplicable appeal to a lot of people that Hitler had.

And, Tom, his only goal is to not die in prison for ABUSING kids. And he's going to extract petty revenge on as many of his enemies, real and perceived, as he can while he's still around.

My big question is, as fucking stupid as he is, why is RFKJr staying so loyal when tRump seems to be targeting his dead aunt and uncle with explicit and ridiculous acts of disrespect (taking over, desecrating, and renaming the Kennedy Center, paving Jackie's rose garden)?