Happy Father's Day!

[Tom Foolery]

When we first "met", hardly any of us were Dads.

Now most of us ARE Dads.

Which means condoms are for suckers...no, wait...ermmm...

Congratulations on getting old!...no that's not right either...

Your jizz cannon works! No. Just no.

Aw hell, ummm...congrats on...having someone who'll put you in the home when the time comes?

(I have no idea where I'm going with this)

Just slap each other on the backs for having had coitus that ended with ejaculation resulting in impregnation.



And for having great kids. Like Lindquist. Because he's still a pup.
Anyway, Happy Dad's Day you geezers.

[jjreason]

Likewise!

[Bizarro The Grin]

yOU GUYS ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH THE FATHER THING, i THINK YOU DESERVE SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SLOPPY BLOWJOBS IN YOUR HONOR.

nOW, OPEN WIDE, 'CAUSE i'M GOING IN DEEP!!

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

oH HO HO! tHAT ES CORRECT, sENIOR bIZARRO eL gRIN. tHESE HOMBRES ARE DOING MUY BUENO!

eEF YOU ARE GOING EN LA BOCA, aH ESHALL GO TO ZEE REAR AND MAKE, HOW YOU SAY, "fATHER fINGERCUFFS"!!!! oh si!

[anarky]

Happy Father's Day!

I hope you don't get abused by a duck today. That seems to be getting more and more common.

[Tom Foolery]

Happy Father’s Day to all you numbnuts.

My children continue the tradition of going over to hang out with their grandfather on their mother’s side, instead of with their actual father, because that side of the family is a bunch of manipulative guilt tripping assholes.

But my son did drive down from CR last night just to hang out(he didn’t know it was Fathers Day, he just wanted to hang) and we stayed up until 6:00 AM watching movies. We watched Starship Troopers and The Martian. Today we are gonna try to marathon the Prequel Trilogy.