I fucking hate people.
Not individuals. Individual people I know have some positive qualities. People as a whole--humanity--has been on the earth for about a million years, which, by my calculations, is about 999,999 years, 11 months, and 29 days way the fuck too long. Some sabretooth should've eaten all our punk asses the minute we came out of the trees and let some other sort of creature evolve. We are the only dominant species in the history of the world to be made entirely of bullshit.
I have a confession to make
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anarky
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I have a confession to make
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Re: I have a confession to make
Only 1 week to go until most of us get wiped out unless you are posting from the French mountain where the aliens live.
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anarky
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Re: I have a confession to make
French? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT A ROLLING DONUT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOOOOOOON? Mount Shasta is in California, motherfucker!!!!
(Hey, vyn, if you didn't get that reference, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as well. But I know you did. Hi ho.)
(Hey, vyn, if you didn't get that reference, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as well. But I know you did. Hi ho.)
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Tom Foolery
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Re: I have a confession to make
I wish Roy Romano would get permanent laryngitis.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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vynsane
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Re: I have a confession to make
i must confess to having to look it up. i recognized it, but couldn't place it. if i've read slapstick, it wasn't more than once.anarky wrote:(Hey, vyn, if you didn't get that reference, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut as well. But I know you did. Hi ho.)
Life is short. STUNT IT!