Snigtad, you been traveling incognito?

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Snigtad, you been traveling incognito?

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Suck it, Newsbot
Palm Springs Couple Accused Of Cruise Ship Sex Headed Home

ROSEAU, Dominca -- Two Palm Springs men accused of having sex on board a chartered cruise ship in the island country of Dominica were returning home to Southern California on Thursday.

The Dominican Net reported John Robert Hart, 41, and Dennis Jay Mayer, 53, were both arrested on Wednesday after several local residents reported seeing them "openly having gays sex" while the ship was docked.

On Thursday morning, both men pleaded guilty to indecent exposure as prosecutors dropped a more serious "buggery" charge. They both paid a nearly $900 fine.

Police Chief Cyril Carette said the decision was made to drop the buggery charges based on the long judicial process that comes along with it.

"We decided that it was in our best interest to deal expeditiously with the issue and get the individuals out of our island as quickly as possible," Carette said.

"People coming to our island must be in conformity with our laws, and if these laws are violated they must be prepared to suffer the consequences."

A "buggery" charge, which is more commonly known as a sodomy law in the United States, carries a possible ten year prison sentence in Dominica and many other Caribbean islands.

After Thursday morning's court proceedings, both men were expelled from the island, and were expected to leave the island Thursday afternoon.

Hart and Mayer own two homes together in the Palm Springs area, according to records obtained by Gulf Coast Broadcasting.

The Celebrity X cruise ship docked Wednesday, and was chartered by the Atlantis cruise line, which caters to a gay clientele.
Atlantis representatives were not available for comment.
First of all, wrong of me, I know, but "openly having gays sex" made me laugh.

Second, in what world do these two fellas live where they think it's okay to have sex in the open? That ain't kosher anywhere.

Third, you deal with "buggers" by putting them in prison for ten years? Uh, doesn't that just make the problem worse?
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I CHUCKLE AT THE IDEA THAT 'BUGGERY' IS LEGAL TERMINOLOGY
AND IS STATED IN THEIR LAWBOOKS AS SUCH.


VYNSANE! J'ACCUSE!
AND THE CHARGE IS....BUGGERY!

HEH. BUGGERY.
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In Canada it is simply "Anal Intercourse" (Sec. 159 of the Criminal Code refers - yes we did most of our "practice" documents using this section in police college). :lol:
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jjreason wrote:In Canada it is simply "Anal Intercourse" (Sec. 159 of the Criminal Code refers - yes we did most of our "practice" documents using this section in police college). :lol:
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U R DUM THEIR IS NO SUCH THANG AS A "CONGITO). I AXED UNCLE RODGER + HE SAYED SO 2, SO I CUD NOT TRAVEL IN A COGNETO.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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