Book titles that should exist

[anarky]

No thread along these lines? Holy shit!

Throw out a book title for a particular subject. You'll figure it out unless your last name is Flornbi.

The first would be a book about either the history of the classification of the dinosaur Megalosaurus or about the crazy mistakes made throughout paleontological history.

The title would be A Dinosaur Called Scrotum.

Because the first dinosaur bone described was a broken-off chunk of a Megalosaurus thighbone, which the scientist thought was a fossilized ball sack from a giant that had been killed off in the Biblical flood, and he named it Scrotum humanum. No shit.

[jjreason]

"So, I fucked your sister."
Having those tough conversations with friends - a beginner's guide.

[Rollo Tomassi]

"So, I fucked your sister."
Having those tough conversations with Girlfriends - a beginner's guide.

Fixed.

[jjreason]

Oooh wish I had been there & wish I had done that.

[Rollo Tomassi]

"The Classified, Yet Incredibly True, History Of My Penis"

[The Grin]

"Seven Steps for Highly Effective Mother Loving"

"Mother Fucking Is Not an Accident: Change Your Choices; Change Your Life"

[Rollo Tomassi]

Jesus was a Poof!
And other parts of the Bible
that people ignore because
they find it uncomfortable
to discuss rationally.

[Mister Roboto]

One Deadly Poo
How a Single BM changed a
Town and Inspired a Nation
_____________________
The Elbert Fenneridge Story

[anarky]

Not entirely in fitting with the thread, but as close as any....

At the library yesterday, I noticed a book in the kids' section called Coping With a Bigoted Parent. It was a fucking tome. I pulled it off the shelf out of curiosity, to see what age group it was most geared toward (and so I'd know when to give a copy to Real Flantdig's kids one day). It was written at about a 4th grade level, though using lots of charts and psychological (psychiatric? psychotic?) terminology.

The thing that jumped out at me, though, and I found quite ironic: the book consistently used the word "redneck" to describe someone who's bigoted.

Pot, meet the kettle. He's black too.

[Jargo]

Soooorry I pizzed on yer grave.
A thousin apolol-apolgies fer alcomaholicals.

[unlimitedpudding]

Rob Liefeld's Guide to Drawing the Human Figure

[anarky]

Too late, brother.

[vynsane]

what rob liefeld has done to bring awareness of Only One Thigh Sclerosis into all your lives surely outweighs any terrible artwork he's perpetrated in the past. also, i hear the rubber awareness bracelets are going to feature at least 17 tiny pouches each. no one knows what color the bracelets are because of all the pouches.

[anarky]

He also buys hot dogs for people. Or so I'm told.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

He also buys hot dogs for people. Or so I'm told.

This is absolutely true.