Video I always wanted to make...

[anarky]

...but don't have the means to do so. If one of you can, by all means.

Starts out showing some footage from a KISS concert. Gene Simmons is singing. Probably "God of Thunder" or something else ominous like that.

Cut to a guy who's supposed to be in the crowd. Everyone around him is dancing and cheering, but he yells, "You suck, Simmons!!" Then he throws a beer bottle.

Cut back to Gene. The beer bottle (very poorly animated) flies through the air and hits him on the head. CLUNK!!

Cut back to a crowd scene. Everyone is totally flabbergasted. "God of Thunder" has been replaced by Simmons singing "When You Wish Upon a Star" from his first solo album. (Swear to God, he did it.)

Show stills of various band members onstage with shocked looks on their faces. Poorly animate them to blink.

Music stops. Cut back to Gene, who is shaking his head around, spewing blood from his mouth. When he's done, "God of Thunder" picks up right where it left off.

Cut back to a crowd scene. Everyone's into the music again.

[Sleazer]

And don't use old footage, use it from a year ago when they played as a 3 Piece WITHOUT PAUL STANLEY, yes Kiss has now done a show with only 1 original member present.

[Double_G]

I don't know why, but this is the funniest fuckin' thing I've read all day.

[anarky]

Thanks, man.

I came up with the idea years ago, around the time I wanted to do a mockumentary on a KISS spoof band, which culminated in a scene where the Peter Criss spoof is wearing a smock and singing in a sporting goods store, and has to stop mid-song to ring up a customer.

Aside from the first solo album, which wasn't horrible, Criss' solo career blew more than any porn star could even dream of.

[Double_G]

I came up with the idea years ago, around the time I wanted to do a mockumentary on a KISS spoof band, which culminated in a scene where the Peter Criss spoof is wearing a smock and singing in a sporting goods store, and has to stop mid-song to ring up a customer.

Are you sure you're talking about a spoof Peter Criss? Don't you mean the real Peter Criss?

[Sleazer]

"Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer aren't KISS...but they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[anarky]

I always found it kinda cool, yet strange, that two different members of the Kulick family were Frehley substitutes in different decades.