Spice Girls Add Toronto Date to Reunion Tour!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:07 am

At least now I can rekindle that old fantasy about all 5 o'them British foxes showing up at my front door wearing cellophane.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:48 am

Won't they suffocate?

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:45 pm

You know, Sporty was always my favorite back in the day. And judging from this pic:

I made the right choice. Damn, it's like she just got hotter while the rest got uglier. What the fuck happened to Posh?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:08 pm

I wouldn't say she got hotter, exactly, but time has not been cruel to that bunch.

Scary looks more normal, but older and blander.

Baby and Ginger look like typical mediocre British chicks.

Posh, fuck, she looks like Barbara Bush's grandma. I'm not sure who got a worse deal in marriage, David Beckham or Matthew Broderick.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:12 am

They have (had?) a contest on their website for fans to vote on where their final tour stop would be. The Digg community got a hold of this and stuffed the ballot box with Baghdad, Iraq.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:05 am

Mediocre? Holy shit, Chux, I'd nearly drown for a double-crack at mediocrity then.

Scary looks SO much better now with the more "professional" look. Maybe it's just me. Posh doesn't look good. She's even more skinnier now, and working the pushup bras harder than ever.

Sporty kinda blew up for awhile after the group broke up - she must have put on about 40 pounds - but that's all taken care of now, she looks beautiful.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:24 am

jjreason wrote:Posh doesn't look good.

She's now a leathery mummy stuffed with herbs and cotton swabs.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:24 pm

jjreason wrote:Mediocre? Holy shit, Chux, I'd nearly drown for a double-crack at mediocrity then.

Scary looks SO much better now with the more "professional" look. Maybe it's just me. Posh doesn't look good. She's even more skinnier now, and working the pushup bras harder than ever.

Sporty kinda blew up for awhile after the group broke up - she must have put on about 40 pounds - but that's all taken care of now, she looks beautiful.

How true.

Scary is the best looking of the group. Sporty isn't bad, but there is something about her hair and make-up that looks funny.

...and why is the red-head wearing my grandmother's table cloth?

Auxiliary · Post by **Auxiliary** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:08 pm

Wow... I at a loss as to what picture I should post in this thread... damn.

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:32 pm

Auxiliary wrote:Wow... I at a loss as to what picture I should post in this thread... damn.

Post 'em all.

And is that John Turturro polishing a bowling ball in your avatar?

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:27 pm

Double_G wrote:
Auxiliary wrote:Wow... I at a loss as to what picture I should post in this thread... damn.
Post 'em all.

And is that John Turturro polishing a bowling ball in your avatar?

no it's jesus, and he's going to kick the dude's ass in the tournament.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:34 pm

vynsane wrote:
Double_G wrote:
Auxiliary wrote:Wow... I at a loss as to what picture I should post in this thread... damn.
Post 'em all.

And is that John Turturro polishing a bowling ball in your avatar?
no it's jesus, and he's going to kick the dude's ass in the tournament.

Twelve year olds, Dude. Twelve year olds.

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:11 am

Eternal Padawan wrote:
vynsane wrote:
Double_G wrote: Post 'em all.

And is that John Turturro polishing a bowling ball in your avatar?
no it's jesus, and he's going to kick the dude's ass in the tournament.
Twelve year olds, Dude. Twelve year olds.

nihilists! fuck me. i mean, say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:47 pm

Shut the Fuck up Donny

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:37 am

kidhuman wrote:Shut the Fuck up Donny

I am the Walrus.