sORRY i'VE BEEN SCARCE LATELY
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Bizarro The Grin
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sORRY i'VE BEEN SCARCE LATELY
yOUR DAD WANTED ME TO PUT SUPERGLUE ON MY BIG, BLACK DICK, AND IT GOT STUCK IN HIS ASSHOLE FOR A WEEK OR SO. hE ENJOYED IT AT FIRST, SINCE HE COULD BE FUCKED AS HE WENT AROUND HIS BUSINESS, BUT IT KEPT ME FROM MY DUTIES. eVENTUALLY, THE SHIT STARTED BUILDING UP IN HIS INTESTINES, AND, FINALLY, YESTERDAY HE RUPTURED. hE'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT HE SAYS IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT, AND HE WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
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Geoff Peterson
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Re: sORRY i'VE BEEN SCARCE LATELY
That's why HE gets the big bucks.
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE. TWEET MAILS.