I want a divorce

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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k1dhuman
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I want a divorce

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Sorry, honey, but I've met someone new. I know I should've told you in person, but online is the way I feel most comfortable.

I'll be moving to Thailand soon. It's the only place that honors both marriage to minors and gay marriage.

SenorJabbaJohnL and I will forward you all our new address once we get settled in Bangkok.
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Wow.

Though this comes as a bit of a shock, I wish you both the best of luck. :(
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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

Fuck you, fake kidhuman! I make love to no man!!!
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Fake Kidhuman?

Oh, god damn it, I see now.

Damn you, Earth-2 Clones!!

(Especially you, stupid rapping peaches.)
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Post by kidhuman »

this shit is absurd. I aint getting divorced, I'd rather kill for the life insurance money.













































































I LOVE YOU BABY
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Post by SweetRain »

kidhuman wrote:this shit is absurd. I aint getting divorced, I'd rather kill for the life insurance money.













































































I LOVE YOU BABY
Not funny.
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Post by mabudon »

man, now it's smelling gay in HERE... I think it's about time to post something in "how does it all end" dammit :mabs: :mabs: :ducks:
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Post by Negative Boy »

Women have no sense of humor. Unless it's when they put too much salt in something in the kitchen and pretend like they didn't. Or wash my good new blue jeans with the whites and undies and use bleach and ruin them. But that is irresponsible. Women have one fucking job and that's to keep the house in order and they still fuck it up. Stupid women.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!

Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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