American Idol
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Re: American Idol
I saw her getting kicked off earlier in the week. I didn't see her in the bikini, but, if the face was any indication, no great loss.

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She had a pretty decent body. Her face was alright. I just like any reason to check out a decent lookin' girl in a bikini.
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Re: American Idol
Christfarts, Jonny got all the talent in the Langseth family. They're probably not mentioning Jesse is the sister of a latter-day blues god because he's embarrassed by her, not because they want to avoid the appearance of bringing in folks who aren't true unknowns.

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Re: American Idol
Megan is by far my favorite contestant this year. I absolutely hate Allison, Danny, Lil Rounds, and just about everyone else. That said, I haven't really been watching this season... I try and catch Megan's performances, but no biggie if I miss them (like I did last week). This show sucks, so does the new judge.
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Re: American Idol
I watched them sing for the first time last night. Megan is pretty hot and Lil has a sweet ass. Everyone is pretty meh.
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Re: American Idol
Is Megan the tattooed blonde one? She's irritatingly bad. I won't disagree with you on hot (though I could do without the Yakuza impression), but she sucks.
Lil has sucked up to this week, but I think Motown was her forte.
I can't recall the name, but the dude who did the slowed-down "Let's Get It On" was best last night. When they started talking about it, I pictured the worst train wreck imaginable. But it sounded rather like something John Legend would do.
Smokey deserves a special award for being both the most flaming straight man and the whitest black man on earth. I guess maybe being called the greatest songwriter of all time by Bob Dylan will have to suffice.
Lil has sucked up to this week, but I think Motown was her forte.
I can't recall the name, but the dude who did the slowed-down "Let's Get It On" was best last night. When they started talking about it, I pictured the worst train wreck imaginable. But it sounded rather like something John Legend would do.
Smokey deserves a special award for being both the most flaming straight man and the whitest black man on earth. I guess maybe being called the greatest songwriter of all time by Bob Dylan will have to suffice.

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Re: American Idol
did u guys catch miley on american idol last night, she was awesome! i know u all must be in luv with her now lol. adam is the dreamiest, next to zac efron and rob pattison of course lol.