
Celebrity Death Pool!
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"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Its funny that none of us had him on our list. We all assumed he was indestructible.
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Hulk Hogan, 71. Bad week to be a star from the 80s.
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Continuing the trend for a bad week of celebrities from the 1980s...
Ryne Sandberg, 65. Cubs 2nd baseman.
Ryne Sandberg, 65. Cubs 2nd baseman.
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Obligatory Fuck Cancer.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Loni Anderson, 79 (would have been 80 tomorrow). She died rom "an acute prolonged illness." I'm starting to find it weird that there are always follow up articles "revealing" the cause of death for celebrities who are over 70.
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Bobby Whitlock, 77.
Who? You know that motherfuckingly bitching long-ass piano outro to "Layla"? That's who.
Who? You know that motherfuckingly bitching long-ass piano outro to "Layla"? That's who.

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Terence Stamp. 87.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Graham Greene, First Nations actor from Dances With Wolves, Maverick, Die Hard 3, and lots of other stuff. 73.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Davey Johnson, 82. Won the World Series twice as a player, but probably more famous for being the manager of the '85 Mets.
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Mark Volman, 78, "brief unexplained illness." Founding member of the Turtles, half of a duo dubbed "The Phlorescent Leech and Eddie" (later just Flo & Eddie) by Frank Zappa and who were best known for background vocals on songs by Zappa and T Rex. (The chorus on "Bang a Gong (Get It On)"? That's this dude.)

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Ken Dryden, 78. Hall of fame goalie, author, commentator, and politician. Cancer.
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Stephen Mendillo, 84. He played Jim Ahern in Slap Shot.
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Polly Holliday, who played Flo on Alice(and I think she was in Gremlins). She was 88. “Kiss mah grits.” indeed.
No one else of significance died today.
No one else of significance died today.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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Re: Celebrity Death Pool!
QFT.

*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!