Who all wants to punch Avril Lavigne?

uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks

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At least you Americans haven't had to hear her latest Canada-only single!
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i do not want to punch avrel lavigne, i only want to marry her and make her suck my dong
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Ummmmmmm you might want to ask Janet Van Dyne to suck you off instead, Dell, she might be the only one that could find that little thing. Best of luck.
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Avril's new CD comes out soon and she's been making all the interview rounds.

I'd nail her as much now as I did when this topic started five years ago. Damn she's a spunky little tart. I bet she's an energizer bunny in the sack.
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And my roommate downloaded pretty much the whole thing and it's spunky, too. It's antithetical to all the downer shit people are putting out these days. I like it.
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Guess who's going on the gay list?
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I'm guessing anyone who doesn't want to nail a CHICK singer?
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Eternal Padawan wrote:I'm guessing anyone who doesn't want to nail a CHICK singer?
I'd do a chick singer. What does that have to do with Avril Lavigne?
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Her new song is, I think, even more annoying than anything she's ever done before. She could be hot but there's something odd about her . . . her mouth maybe? Dunno, she's just weird to look at.
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This chick calls herself A Fine Frenzy. I have no idea what her music sounds like but that wouldn't stop me from buttering her eggs.


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Agreed, but I hope she doesn't have that emanating glow in real life.
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Id fuck her skinny ass, right now I'd fuck asny cunt.
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