25-word-or-less FanFics. Entertain me, Bitches.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:12 pm

Motionless, Snake crouched below the open window listening for any sound from inside. Insta-camouflage technology melded the skin of his sneaking suit seamlessly into the brick pattern behind him.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:08 pm

Unfortunately, Solid Snake's camouflage did not hide him from Unicron, and he became an after-dinner snack.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:21 am

Bah, was going to submit my mustache for comparison to Old Snake's, but the pic is too fucked up.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:06 am

jjreason wrote:Bah, was going to submit my mustache for comparison to Old Snake's, but the pic is too fucked up.

eET WOULD NOT BE ESO FUCKED UP, EEF YOU LEFT MI COCK EN TU BOCA ZEE ENTIRE TIME. nOW YOU HAVE MI ESPICY SALSA ALL OVER YOU FACE! oH HO HO YES!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:22 pm

There are only 2 reasons in the whole world to not have children. They both post here.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:06 pm

jjreason wrote:However, any further filthy contributions would be lovely.

The cheerleaders left the locker room wearing nothing but kneehigh socks, tennis shoes and smiles. They pointed at JJReason. "You will pleasure us all. Now."

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:36 am

Ferrari crash. New York Stock Exchange. Telepathic monkey. Topless female ninja. Dolphin leaps over flaming airplane. Space Shuttle Rocket Launcher. Ninja star kills terrorist. Sex.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:46 am

Fuck, Rollo. As awesome as "sex" is, it's almost gratuitous given that lineup of sheer FUCKING-A!!!!!

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:49 am

I had one word left. And it speaks for itself, and is easily summed up in one word. And it's a nice denouement at the end of the story.

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:53 pm

By the wha-- This Topic (with perfect title intact, exactly the way it is) should be another InanePrattle idea.

RoIIo Tomassi · Post by **RoIIo Tomassi** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:39 pm

Genegineered Mastadons attack Area 51. Clown porn wins Oscar. Underwater Villain' Lair. Nude downhill skiers. Delicious Monte Cristo sandwich. Pirate Bear roundhouse kicks Nazi. Sex.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:14 pm

JJReason arrested Canadian rapper Snow shortly after "Informer" became a hit. Noone knows the words because JJ kept the lyric sheet. Prison ruined Snow's career.

the vynsane asylum

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