WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

[anarky]

I was going to expose his naivete myself, but Googling "Batman porn" with safesearch off overloaded the memory on my computer, and I got a call from my ISP that I was downloading way too much data.

[Zaphod]

i know.

believe me, i know. i have a separate hard drive just to manage my batman porn.

now, if you'll excuse me for a moment.

[Zaphod]

teacher susie from sid the science kid. i was babysitting my nephew and stuck him in front of the tv so he wouldn't watch as i fucked his mom. (my sister-in-law, not my sister! what, do you think i'm a sick fuck?) i happened to look up and see susie on tv. now i tape that shit every day and jack myself to sleep to it every night. seriously, susie is one hot piece of badly computer generated latina ass. i cannot wait until rule 34 catches up to that show.

[Zaphod]

is it wrong that i look at gabrielle giffords and think, "man, i'm glad she's leaving congress, maybe she'll have time to pose for nude pics."

[anarky]

Yes.