the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:49 pm**

Frankie and I are having a passionate love affair...

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:11 am**

I don't have syphillis. Yeah, and my dog didn't give it to me. If those aren't the most blatant lies, I don't know what is.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:45 am**

Slicker was talking about Frank Stallone.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:23 am**

No, Slicker was talking about Frank Sinatra's corpse.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:26 am**

Actually he was talking about Mr. Valli...

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:14 pm**

And I was talking about Rebecca Rominjin Stamos.

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:19 pm**

"before she got Stamos'd" ?

Posted: **Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:58 pm**

The title of this thread is spelled correctly.

Posted: **Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:54 am**

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:The title of this thread is spelled correctly.

AHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:56 am**

I majored in spelling

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:39 am**

and I minored in rectal photography.

Posted: **Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:22 am**

I'm legally changing my name to "Pizza-Pussy-Santa". Everyone loves one of those three things, so everyone will want to say my name.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:50 am**

If you guys don't see "Sweeney Todd", I will not personally come to all of your houses and kick you all in the genitals.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:21 pm**

Sweeney Todd looks like a good movie.

Posted: **Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:33 pm**

Double_G wrote:If you guys don't see "Sweeney Todd", I will not personally come to all of your houses and kick you all in the genitals.

so, this being the blatEnt lies thread, then you won't do that?

or are you saying you WILL do that if we DO see it? i'm confused.

Blatent lies