Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

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Re: Superhero casting call: What the hell ever

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I am convinced that Jamie Bell is the only logical choice to replace Hugh as Wolverine when they relaunch Logan in the MCU.

He’s short. Dude is like 5’5 or something. And I’ve seen him play very stoic characters with minimal dialogue. He’s got genre pedigree with roles in Fant4stic, Jumper, King Kong, Snowpiercer, etc so he knows his way around a greenscreen.
He just has to bulk up a little.
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