BEHOLD THE PURPLE!!!

[Perpantor]

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE COLOR BETWEEN RED AND BLUE ON THE COLOR WHEEL!

IT IS MY NEW MISSION TO SPREAD THIS WONDERFUL NEW ASPECT OF THE PURPLE!!

BEHOLD! BEHOLD THE GLORY OF THE TRUE GRANDEUR OF THE PURPLE!!


ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!

[The Grin]

Perpentor likes fast women. His mom is pretty fast. She goes from 0 to Suck My Dick in 4.1 seconds.

[Herpantor]

ALL THIS TIME HAS PASSED, AND I SEE YOU ARE STILL OBSESSED WITH YOUR SAD, DELUSIONAL FIXATION ON PURPLE!

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PURPLE IS AN INFERIOR COLOR TO PINK! AS A GREAT POET ONCE SAID, "PINK IS THE COLOR OF PASSION! PINK, IT'S LIKE RED BUT NOT QUITE!"

BEHOLD THE TRUE GLORY OF A SUPERIOR COLOR IN THE SPECTRUM! A PIRATE FOR THE BUTT-PIRATE!!



THIS I COMMAND!!

[anarky]

So, this is what your rivalry has become? After all this time, you're now going to compete with pictures of hot babes while squabbling over which color is better? Really? Hot babes?

Oh, wait, I don't really have a problem with that.

Herpantor, that was a good try, but not the crushing blow you clearly intended based upon your comment. Perpantor came out of the gate swinging, and you've simply got to try harder. I think we'll need to see a few thousand more examples from each of you as to why your favorite color is the best.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I agree. If we're going only by the first pic from each contestant, Perpantor is clearly in the lead. Asians are ninjas. And Ninja trumps Pirate.

[The Grin]

Herpentor's mom likes it when I tickle her pretty pink parts.

[Herpantor]

I PREFER TO START SMALL, SO TO SPEAK, AS, UNLIKE PERPANTOR, I HAVE NO REASON TO COMPENSATE FOR THINGS THAT ARE ALREADY SMALL!!

BUT I SEE THAT SUBTLETY IS LOST UPON MORTAL MEN WHEN IT COMES TO PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! I WOULD POST A PHOTOGRAPH OF MYSELF IN MY PINK TEDDY, BUT I TRIED IT ONCE AND IT OVERLOADED THE INTERNET! BESIDES, I VALUE MY PRIVACY, AND I COULD BE UNDERCOVER AS THE CUTE CHECKOUT GIRL AT YOUR LOCAL TARGET, AND DON'T WANT YOU TO DROOL ON MY CASH REGISTER! SO I MUST STICK WITH PHOTOS OF OTHER WOMEN PROVING EASILY HOW PINK IS SUPERIOR TO PURPLE!

ALTHOUGH YOUR STATEMENT THAT ALL ASIANS ARE NINJAS IS GROSSLY RACIST, ROLLO TOMASSI, THE FACT REMAINS THAT THEY TEND TO BE QUITE EASY ON THE EYES! SO I SHALL DIP INTO MY NEVERENDING IMAGE FILES AND POST--

THE VERY SAME SMOKING HOT VIETNAMESE BABE WITH WHOM PERPANTOR STARTED THIS THREAD, ONLY IN PINK!

BEHOLD THE SUPERIORITY OF PINK! BEHOLD IT WITH THE BONERS EVEN NOW FORMING IN YOUR SHORTS!!



THIS I COMMAND!!

[Slicker]

This girl has an extremely large mons pubis. Other than that she's very nice.

[Perpantor]

ASIANS! NINJAS! YOU WANT ASIANS AND NINJAS!!

FINE! I AIM TO PLEASE!!

BEHOLD! BEHOLD ONE OF THE HOTTEST ENGLISH/ASIAN NINJAS OF ALL TIME!! AND WHAT COLOR IS THAT GORGEOUS HAIR SHE'S WEARING!! PURPLE!! GLORIOUS PURPLE!!!



HERPANTOR, I BELIEVE THE TERM IS "PWNED"!!

ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!

[unlimitedpudding]

got pudding?