ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Re: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

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HEY THERE GIRLFRIENDS!
THOSE ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE SHORTS YOU HAVE ON!

MMMMMM! THEY'RE TO DIE FOR!
OKAY! CATCH YOU LATER SEXY!
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NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Damn, Jargo.

Now I'm gay. Great. I have to go eat some fiber and brush my teeth before Mrs Anarky gets back or she'll notice.
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Re: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

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She'll only notice you're gay if you tell her how nice she looks in that outfit and ask her if she did something different with her hair and tell her you're thinking of re-arranging the furniture and adding more scatter cushions. So don't do that.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Re: ADVISE ON HOW 2 NOT B GAY

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Ummm...Prince Adam wore lavender yoga pants, ugg boots, a pink vest, and a Prince Val 'do. Finding him out of the closet is about as shocking as discovering water is wet.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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Man-at-arms wore a helmet that made him look like a dildo.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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