any of you on fuckbook?

[Ran]

A guy I work with inadvertently figured out how to pick up chicks. Someone at work brought in some Smurf toys. At Halloween, we decorated cublicles, and we took an inflatable cat and posed it as if it were preparing to eat smurfs. The receptionist "saved" the smurfs by taking them to her desk. I decided to steal one back, and we started taking it places and photographing it. The smurf ended up at a bar the other night. He was quite the pussy magnet. He said if he didn't have a girlfriend, he would take a smurf everywhere.

So who needs Fuck Book when you can meet chicks by buying a couple smurfs and taking them to a bar?

[Rollo Tomassi]

I'm surprised no Smurfs have joined vynsane.com yet.

Well, maybe one of those eight pages of yahoo.bots are Smurfs.

[Mister Roboto]

Do you ever wonder if Crystal Gayle is sitting around her house and thinks "Enough is enough, I'm getting a Dorothy Hamill bob."?


I think about things like that.

[anarky]

The real Smurfs are fucking embarrassed after that movie.

[Ran]

We did our office holiday party on Friday. There was a gift exchange thing, and I ended up with the Smurf's DVD. My kids were happy because they wanted to see it. Even with the dvd in my house, I won't watch it.

[anarky]

It occurred to me earlier: there are pretty much only two Belgian comic strips. Both are several decades old. And both have been released as films in 2011, since Tintin has already been released everywhere else but the US.

I hope that Tintin is better. Given the talent, it can't be worse than I know the Smurfs is without bothering to see it.