Happy 8th anniversary, vynsaniacs!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Its been 8 years since the forum came online. Pat yourselves on the back or suck your own weiners or whatever it is you do to celebrate such things, you deviants.

Then think back to how young and thin and handsome you were back then. As opposed to how ugly, old, and fat you are now.

In celebration, please write a haiku and share it.

[vynsane]

where does the time go
eight years of dick and fart jokes
god, i got so fat

[Ran]

What a waste of time
The Grin, Snigtad, and Newsbot
Man I love this place

[mabudon]

8 years, fuck, putting an actual number on it is weird- so weird, in fact, that I must reflect on this before posting the required haiku- so many folks have come and gone, but it's cool that the true core has remained and grown more and more powerful with the passage of time and dick-and-fart jokes

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Eight years have gone by
I've been here for only four
Eat my dick, Grimlock

[Grimlock]

Me Grimlock not eat
Senor JabbaJohnL's dick.
You think Grimlock gay?

[Zaphod]

i came here to fuck
you are all on my checklist
so far, just fucked ran

[unlimitedpudding]

Sham-Wow carnie guy
is not the vice president
what is up with that?

Billy Mays is dead
cocaine is helluva drug
Zaphod loves the cock

[Sleazer]

I look much better and weigh A LOT less than I did 8 years ago...so I'm digging age 32 way more than I did age 24.

congrats to Vyn and THANK YOU for keeping this site going !!!

[vynsane]

I look much better and weigh A LOT less than I did 8 years ago...so I'm digging age 32 way more than I did age 24.

wish i could say that...

congrats to Vyn and THANK YOU for keeping this site going !!!

not a problem. i'm pretty sure we've solved the energy crisis, as the server hosting this site is powered by dick and fart jokes, and as we all know we have an endless supply.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dick and fart jokes are a renewable resource.

[anarky]

Dicks and farts, farts and
dicks. Dicks and farts, farts and dicks.
God damn, they're awesome.

[Alex Trebek]

Dicks and farts, farts and
dicks. Dicks and farts, farts and dicks.
God damn, they're awesome.

fUNNY THAT YOU MENTION DICKS AND FARTS. aFTER i PULL MY DICK OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S FANNY, HE FARTS.

oN THE OTHER HAND, bATMAN'S FATHER DOESN'T AFTER i FUCK HIM.