Ways to make lameass game shows more interesting

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:51 pm

First: Wheel of Fortune.

Replace one "Bankrupt" each episode with "Gorilla Buttfuck." Because a dumbass losing their winnings isn't very exciting. If someone is unlucky enough to land on Gorilla Buttfuck, I bet you'll never in a million years guess what happens.

And, yes, it involves a gorilla.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:24 am

On the Price is Right, make every game the mountain game and if you go over $1 on the wheel, Bob Barker kicks your ass.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:24 am

Instead of a Daily Double, an occasional physical challenge on Jeopardy. Like someting off the old American Gladiator show.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:34 am

Better yet, the physical challenges from Double Dare. Imagine a Jeopardy contestant sliding down a giant throat filled with rancid sour cream.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:03 am

I had the misfortune of watching "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" and it makes me weep that people are this stupid.

The question pops up, I answer it within two seconds without really thinking about it, and then I have to watch for seven excruciating minutes as the dumbass on TV decides 2 1/2 yards is equal to 7 1/2 feet. Or actually, the stupid bitch answered 2 1/2 yards is equal to 384 ft because there are 87 ft in a yard. I shit you not. And these other fuckos didn't know that Mt. Everest was in the Himilayas, even though they gave them a fucking multiple choice. Andes, Alps or Himilayas. Well, the fucking Andes are in fucking South America, and the fucking Alps are in Europe. Ever heard of the Swiss Alps, douchenozzle? So by process of elimination, even if you didn't know which was what, you can figure out that a mountain in the middle of Asia probably isn't in South America or Europe, you fucktard.

They would never let me on this show. Why do stupid people get to win $300,000 and I don't? Now I'm being punished for being educated? God, I fucking hate everything. Fuck.

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:31 am

Eternal Padawan wrote:They would never let me on this show. Why do stupid people get to win $300,000 and I don't? Now I'm being punished for being educated? God, I fucking hate everything. Fuck.

mediocrity has always been rewarded better than actual intellect. look at jeopardy and wheel of fortune - one where you have to actually know stuff, and one where you just need to guess the correct letters. which has the bigger prize winnings at the end?

on a related note though not a game-show, it's the same as all the "health" shows on that ONLY show morbidly obese people. that way people feel better about their own lazy fat asses because they can say "well, at least i'm able to get out of the chair on my THIRD try... that guy can't even get out of bed! i feel so much better about myself now. i'm'a go have some ice cream."

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:54 pm

The United States could do with a famine alright. The Pentagon should whip up some fake interstellar threat of alien invasion and every person gets drafted and forced into bootcamp because EVERY person needs to be in top physical shape to repel the invaders. I'd be down with that.

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:42 pm

They should cancel that turd Deal or no Deal, but they probably won't. Barring that, they should get rid of Howie "Bobby's World" Mandel and have the girls wearing pasties and g-strings. I might tune in for that.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:27 pm

I hate people who actually think that stupid show is anything but a computer program calculating probabilities.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:40 pm

On both The Singing Bee and Don't Forget the Lyrics, they should only use songs with a lot of profanity.

Since Dancing with the Stars is so popular (is that a game show? it sucks like a game show), they should have a spinoff called Poledancing with the Stars. It could star washed-up but still hot actresses. As long as they don't actually go topless, this show could really air on ABC.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:01 pm

Change up Deal or No Deal. Keep the hot chicks in bikinis. Keep the premise, even. But replace Howie Mandel with old animated footage from Bobby's World.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:56 am

More funny spaces on Wheel of Fortune. Some could be relatively innocent, like "switch places with the player to your left." Other spaces could be mined so they explode in the face of the poor sap who lands on them.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 21, 2010 10:10 pm

Tonight, I thought it might be funny to have the spaces on Wheel of Fortune shoot poison darts. If you dodge them, you get to pick a letter. If you don't, you're dead.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:16 am

How about Get Tasered by Vanna

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat May 22, 2010 8:37 am

Add a "Trap Door" space to the wheel. If someone lands on that space, a trap door opens up and they end strapped to another wheel in the basement where celebrity guests throw daggers at them. First guest....Stevie Wonder.

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