billy ray cyrus

uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks

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billy ray cyrus

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hey did u know miley's dad is a rock star? he's old but he's still hot, i would grab his butt if i got a chance. my older brother told me he won all sorts of oscars for his stuff about twenty years ago and its true, he is so kewl! he did this song about achey breaky hearts and it is almost as cool as the jonas brothers lol. i looked him up and he had a show called doc too, he was filming when the iraqis blew up that building in new york so he went and saved all the firefighters all by himself cuz he is so kewl! i luv him! i want to have his babies! rofl!
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hE'S ALSO A FUCKING BLOWJOB MASTER. dID YOU KNOW HE ACTUALLY RECORDED HIS THIRD ALBUM WHILE SUCKING MY BIG, BLACK DICK? tHAT POINT IN TRACK #6 WHERE HE KINDA GARGLES FOR A SECOND IS WHEN HE SWALLOWED MY LOAD. aND YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT HE CALLED TRACKS #11 AND #12 "rOLL mE oVER" AND "eNOUGH iS eNOUGH"? hE WANTED ME TO GO IN THE BACKDOOR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN. aND, IF YOU DON'T, HE WANTED ME TO BUTTFUCK HIM SILLY.

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Poop quiz, hot shit!

You're in class taking a mid-term exam. About half way through the test, that Taco Bell bean burrito you had for lunch kicks in and you feel an achy-breaky fart building up. You're not sure if it is just gas or 30 cubic centimeters of bubbling liquid poop. What do you do?!?!?
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