Welcome... Jargo

[Double_Gs Mom]

Double_G! Dammit, boy, where's yo manners? I done tol' you and tol' you you best greet our new guests. Now get yo' ass in here and say pleasantries.

Sorry about that, Mr Jargo. I birthed that boy, but I swarney, I ain't got no idea what the hell to do with him sometime.

[k1dhuman]

Hey Andy what's up? I'll PM you my IM so we can cyber sometime.

[The Cow]

MOOOOOOOOO!!

[Grimlock]

Me Grimlock extend claw to new member. Me Grimlock always welcome new fleshling. Just no double post or use 'R' word, or me Grimlock kick butt!

[Kup]

JARGO, EH? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE QUINTESSONS ON THE PLANET JORGON V. I WAS IN CHARGE OF A BATTALION OF NEW SOLDIERS, INCLUDING THIS YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER, IRONHIDE. WE LANDED ON JORGON V IN THE MIDST OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON. THOSE PETRO-RABBITS, THEY WERE GOING AT IT LIKE ORGANIC BUNNIES! WE NEVER DID FIGURE OUT WHY; PETRO-RABBITS AREN'T ADVANCED ROBOTS WITH GENDER DIFFERENCES LIKE US TRANSFORMERS. ANYWAY, IRONHIDE WAS OUR POINT MAN, AND HE TOLD NOVA PRIME THAT HE SAW SHARKTICONS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK. AND ARBLUS, MAN, HE WAS ALWAYS A JOKER, HE LOOKED AT HIS CHRONOMETER AND SAID, "THAT GIVES US ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES!" AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING, AND DISTRACTED WHEN A LEGION OF SHARKTICONS BURST INTO OUR CAMP. AND THEN KRANIX, HE GOT THIS IDEA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, i have a boner BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE, YADDA YADDA YADDA....

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHY IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO ATTACK THE SHARKTICONS IN THE MIDDLE OF PETRO-RABBIT MATING SEASON!

[hyena]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

i have a dog boner

[Double_G]

Double_G! Dammit, boy, where's yo manners? I done tol' you and tol' you you best greet our new guests. Now get yo' ass in here and say pleasantries.

Sorry about that, Mr Jargo. I birthed that boy, but I swarney, I ain't got no idea what the hell to do with him sometime.

Jesus fuck, woman! I said hello to him in another thread! But if it makes you feel any better...Welcome aboard, Jargo.

you give me a boner jargo

[Jargo]

I like cows. Cows are my friends.

moomoo mooooooooooo moo moomooooo

[Dell Rusk]

Cor blimey! A fellow limey, it is!

I trust ye'll stop by for a spot of tea, ol' chap? Then we can discuss the sticky wicket of those pesky royals, ay, gov'nah?

[Dell Rusk]

GOD DAM THAT FUCKIN FACKE DELL RUSK LOGED N2 MY ACCAUNT AGIN, STOP HIM GOD DAM IT VYNSNE!!

[Batman]

Blast. It would appear the Joker has already spread his boners on this page.

Robin, old chum, we must develop a device to detect these boners... a Bat-Boner Detector, if you will.

[Robin]

Roger, Batman! We'll find that Joker and put an end to his boner!

[The Grin]

It's the Grin!

Er, wait . . .

He looks more like Bizarro The Grin. Just ask your parents.

[The Joker]

Blast. It would appear the Joker has already spread his boners on this page.

Robin, old chum, we must develop a device to detect these boners... a Bat-Boner Detector, if you will.

I thought you used your mouth as a boner detector?

[unlimitedpudding]

RATTLE RATTLE THUNDER CLATTER BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! DON'T WORRY, JUGGERNAUT'S HERE, BITCH!!!!

YEAH, MOTHAFUCKA, THAT'S HOW THE FUCK I WALK IN!

OH Shit! Its the Juggernaut! Dude, you were great in X-Men 3. You were all like "I'm the Juggernaught, bitch!" and that chick didn't even want to be an X-Man anymore and now she is on HBO hanging out with vampires in Louisiana. You should totally vote for the ShamWow guy for Vice President.