Welcome... Jargo

[captain funtime]

Wow, one new jackass comes to this board and all the fuckin idiots come out to play. You cocksucking douche bags are worthless. Whats Next??? General Zod and Supergirl?

[jjreason]

Oh good, some piss for our parade of idiots. Cumtime, I liked it better when you were making sweatsocks stiff elsewhere if you catch my drift you miserable fuck.

[Swedish Chef]

Der Pöof iz een dü houseé!! Vilkømmen to der Vynsânee døt kømmen, Járgee fishee!!

Du Cåppee Füntiim is ern dîkeebag!! Børk børk!

[Mister Roboto]

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modern man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

[Mrs Funtime]

Roy, you be nice to the new fellow!

Jargo, Roy is at work from 9 to 5. Feel free to come over anytime during those hours.

[Slickers Mom]

GODDAMMIT, FUNTIME, I CALLED DIBS!

[GNT]

I think Jargo has the hots for Shmi "For an older Woman Shmi is very attractive" I'm just messing with you

[B. Sagdiyev]

I am not around for long time, am covering Soviet Russia glorious invasion of fucking assholes in Georgia, but I am come back to welcome Jargo. Let's make friends. Hah five!

[Jargo]

I'm gonna fuck you all in the ass. shitcuntfuck!

[Juggernaut]

RATTLE RATTLE THUNDER CLATTER BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! DON'T WORRY, JUGGERNAUT'S HERE, BITCH!!!!

YEAH, MOTHAFUCKA, THAT'S HOW THE FUCK I WALK IN!

[The Velociraptor]

RRrrrrrarrrrrar hisssss RAAAAR

[The Joker]

Ahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ooh ahee hee haa ha ooh hee ha ahaa... And I thought my jokes were bad.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

It's the Grin!

Er, wait . . .

[Jargo]

you sorry bunch of lepers. You better play nice or I'm gonna send Sir Ian Mckellen round to gay you up. Leathery old man cock up your poop chute should sort the men from the boys.

Slicker is safe though. I'm saving his peachy little ass for myself.......

[Bizarro Mabudon]

gOODBYE, jARGO. mE AM NOT HAPPY TO NOT SEE YOU. mE AM THINK YOU AM BE SAME AS bIZARRO jARGO. hE AM LADIES' MAN SENATOR FROM sOUTH cAROLINA WHO AM BE VOTE AGAINST GAY RIGHT. mE AM LIKE HIM BETTER THAN YOU. aM ME PRAISE YOU OR INSULT? mE AM ALWAYS SO SURE SINCE ME AM NEVER BE SPEAK IN OPPOSITE.