Celebrity Death Pool!

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E Street Band member Danny Federici dies at 58

1. Scott Weiland
2. Andy Rooney
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Margaret Thatcher
5. Al Davis
6. Walter Mondale
7. Fats Domino
8. Maya Angelou
9. Roger Moore
10. Harry Belafonte
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Woo! I totally called it. Go look back at my post on page 3.







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Zero wrote:RETROACTIVE LIST CHANGES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
WE ARE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM.

AN EXAMPLE HAS BEEN MADE OF SENOR LINDQUIST.
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1. Abigail Breslin
2. Danny Glover (bonus points for fucking himself to death)
3. John McCain
4. Dustin Hoffman
5. Will Smith
6. Jada Pinkett-Smith

It's going to be a horrible accident, in which only their children will survive.

We'll also find out after that Jada was a man.

With a penis.
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Thanks, Zero. I never doubted you for a second.
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1. George Lucas
2. Christopher Lee
3. Jake Lloyd
4. Mark Hamill
5. Patrick Swayze
6. Mike Edmonds
7. Artie Lange
8. Jonah Hill
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Adding Roger Ebert to my list. And is Elizabeth Taylor taken? She's a fucking zombie or some shit.
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anarky wrote:Adding Roger Ebert to my list. And is Elizabeth Taylor taken? She's a fucking zombie or some shit.
So who's on your list?

Since you've not been numbering and reposting.
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HEE HAW FUNNYMAN JIM HAGER DIED. FUNNY BEING A RELATIVE TERM.

HE WASN'T ON ANYONE'S LIST.











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I have Artie Lange, so I got excited by the headline the other day "Howard Stern personality dies" but it was a different guy from the early 90s. :frus:
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Sleazer wrote:I have Artie Lange, so I got excited by the headline the other day "Howard Stern personality dies" but it was a different guy from the early 90s. :frus:
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I'm too lazy to go through this thread, so everyone post your complete list, and I'll make my list with the scraps that are left over.
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One of my picks are in the hospital with symptoms of a stroke.
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