Celebrity Death Pool!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

And you, sir, only have two names on your list. Hop to it!

[anarky]

Keith Richards isn't taken, is he? I'll add him and some seemingly random, not quite so old dude. How about Noel Gallagher?

[BumCake]

Damnit, I wanted Scott Weiland.

2) Christopher Lee

Christopher Lee is a HOT PIECE OF OLD ASS. I would not mind changing his diaper.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Keith Richards isn't taken, is he? I'll add him and some seemingly random, not quite so old dude. How about Noel Gallagher?

Double G has Keith Richards. (Which is a poor choice in my mind. That guy is a human cockroach hybrid. He'll outlive us all...)

[autochthonous]

1. Abigail Breslin
2. Danny Glover

[anarky]

Replace Keith with Bill Wyman, then. I'll add the rest of the Stones later.

[BumCake]

Oh yeah, and as for my Celebrity Death Pool:

1) Drew Barrymore (that fucking Cover Girl slut deserves to fucking die. God, I hate her)
2) Regis Philbin
3) The fetus growing inside Ashlee Simpson (Dude, I hope that thing dies)
4) Kirsten Dunst
5) Will Ferrell (I love him, but he seems like the kind of guy who'll die)

[autochthonous]

It appears as though this has gone from a Celebrity Death Pool to a "I hope the people on the following list die" Pool. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just wanted to make sure everyone knew that I don't WANT Abigail Breslin to die. She's adorable and has a great future ahead of her. I'm just playing the points.

Danny Glover, however, can fuck himself and die.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I'll give you bonus points if him fucking himself is the cause of death.

[Ran]

Keith Richards isn't taken, is he? I'll add him and some seemingly random, not quite so old dude. How about Noel Gallagher?

Double G has Keith Richards. (Which is a poor choice in my mind. That guy is a human cockroach hybrid. He'll outlive us all...)

I beg to differ. Richards died years ago, he just doesn't know it yet.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Keith Richards isn't taken, is he? I'll add him and some seemingly random, not quite so old dude. How about Noel Gallagher?

Double G has Keith Richards. (Which is a poor choice in my mind. That guy is a human cockroach hybrid. He'll outlive us all...)

I beg to differ. Richards died years ago, he just doesn't know it yet.

Semantics!!

Okay, it's been enough posts.

1. Mike Wallace
2. Betty White
3. Owen Wilson
4. Rob Schneider
5. Harrison Ford
6. George H.W. Bush
7. Dick Cheney
8. Courtney Love
9. Gary Busey

I'm saving 10. for something special....

[autochthonous]

1. Abigail Breslin
2. Danny Glover (bonus points for fucking himself to death)
3. John McCain
4. Dustin Hoffman

[Ran]

My list is made up Scott Weiland and people born before 1935.

1. Scott Weiland
2. Andy Rooney
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Margaret Thatcher
5. Al Davis
6. Walter Mondale
7. Fats Domino
8. Maya Angelou

[Double_G]

1. Britney Spears
2. Mickey Rooney
3. Stan Lee
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Keith Richards
6. Angela Lansbury
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Dick Clark
9. Michael Vick (dude's in jail now, so...fingers crossed for a lethal shankin')
10. William Shatner

And that's my list.

[anarky]

Adding Leslie Nielsen and Cloris Leachman.