Transformers Movie - Live Action

[Michael Bay]

Hi all! Michael Bay here! Production is well under-way for the much anticipated "Transformers" sequel, so I'll provide you lucky fans one new fact per day about the new movie!

-"Transformers II" will feature 67% more masturbation jokes!!!-

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go jack off into Tycho's mouth.

[Kup]

AM I GOING TO BE IN THE SEQUEL?

[Michael Bay]

I can't confirm or deny it, Shitpiece.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to India for some soul searching.

[Michael Bay]

Here's your update for today!

-Arcee will be in "Transformers II". She will be voiced by Paris Hilton, and as a special surprise, she will say "That's hot" at least four times during the course of the movie.-

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make an organic protein shake.

[Michael Bay]

Here's your update for today!

-Sam Witwicky will have an Asian sidekick named Ching-Chong, played by William Hung.-

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gargle Jerry Bruckheimer's balls.

[Double_G]

..........wow.

[Sleazer]

Michael Bay, I like your avatar.

[Hamster Dance]

De da de do do da dee do DEEEEE da dede DO

De dadedaladadedala da de dala DO

[The Velociraptor]

RrrrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Ran]

I don't know. He didn't say anything about Beast Wars yet.

[The Cunt]

hi Alls, i am nu here i was gonna use the screen name of michael bay cuz it's my name 4 reals but sum1 took it b4 me. this wuz the closest name i could think of to describe myself otherwise.

[hyena]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[Rollo Tomassi]

New Ravage and Megatron pics...


Ravage looks like a Nexu.

Megatron is looking better. Perhaps by the fourth or fifth film, he'll look proper.

[vynsane]

MEH

[Newsbot]

Revenge of the Fallen Filmmakers: Sequel Rooted In Mythology; Listened to Fans

The Transformers Collectors' Club has interviewed some people from the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen film including Director Michael Bay, Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Tyrese Gibson, and Hasbro, Inc. Chief Executive Office Brian Goldner.

According to TCC, Mr. di Bonaventura and Mr. Bay stated multiple times that the film is rooted within the mythology.

The TCC has paraphased Mr. Bay as saying that he has "worked very closely with the writers in order to dive more deeply into the mythology."

He continues:

We really looked for elements that have never been explored and we discovered some story lines that we wanted to elaborate...[and] delve much deeper into the personalities of the robots. There is much, much more robot interaction in this film. This film has many more personal moments but will also appeal to the hardcore fans as it can be wicked at times.

Mr. Bay also heavily emphasized that he listened to Transformers fan.

"Fans should know that I really want to satisfy them by making an even better movie than the first one," he says, according to TCC.

Read the full interview at TransformersClub.com.