G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:15 pm

Okay, I know a ninja can make just about anything into a deadly weapon, but this is ridiculous.

Snake Eyes · Post by **Snake Eyes** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:16 pm

:?::?:

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:46 pm

Rogue II wrote:Have they announced a Wave 2 yet? There was an email from BBTS or EE that said something about a wave 2, but didn't have any details.

RII, the second wave is as follows:

Snake Eyes II (with Timber)
CC II (with cowl instead of mask)
Cobra Officer
Storm Shadow II (Camo'd outfit with bigger hood)
Flint

Here's a link I found with some pics of the 2nd wave, as well as a few of the first.

http://i.toynewsi.com/g/index.php?mode= ... 00&start=0

Stormshadow · Post by **Stormshadow** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:02 pm

anarky wrote:Okay, I know a ninja can make just about anything into a deadly weapon, but this is ridiculous.

A true ninja would have no need of such a monstrosity and wouldn't be caught dead inside of one. Snake-Eyes, my brother, you are truly a douche.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:31 pm

Thanks, JJ. I was hoping for a Rock & Roll or Torpeedo figure.

Why is Snake-eyes in that mech-suit from The Matrix?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:19 pm

There was no Mech Suit in the Matrix.

THERE WAS ONLY ONE MATRIX MOVIE!!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:45 pm

If it wasn't for the Matrix Sequels, there wouldn't have been this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra5-H9ZBS1U

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:14 pm

"The door on the right leads sissy-boy back to his bitch." Fuck me, that's super!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:38 pm

It was on the DVD. That is the short version. There is a lot more. They spoof the scene where Neo (Timberlake) fights all the Agents (played by Stiffler). They do the scene with Neo and the Oracle (played by Wanda Sikes). They also do the party scene after Morhpeus speaks, Andy Dick is in the scene and it is frickin' hilarious. After my friend showed me that, I almost bought the DVD just for the spoof.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:07 pm

Fuck yeah!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:18 pm

Those links aren't working. I'm assuming they were pics of SE, Stormie and Cobra Commander on cardbacks, looking totally vintage?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:25 pm

[EdMcMahon]You are correct, sir.[/EdMcMahon]

They were working a little while ago.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:57 pm

Ah, shit. Carded pics of the three, found at yojoe.com.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:32 pm

Fuck yeah redux!!

I had no idea this was a real item up till today, but, hells yeah, I'm getting it.

I wonder what it means by "two versions." It'd be hella funny if they re-used some accessories to give him a hat and pimp cane.

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:40 am

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