Total lack of respect for the dead

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:03 pm

http://www.actionfigs.com/index.php?cat ... icleid=995

http://www.actionfigs.com/index.php?cat ... icleid=996

Prime's only been dead a couple of months, and they're already churning out this shit?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 pm

Sorry, but that Tater Head Prime is funny. Still, I won't buy it.

I was showing my kid the new SW photos last night, and she noticed the ad for the R2-D2 Potato-head. She told me that I don't need to buy that one for her.

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:54 pm

Blimey! Oi've had a pint or two with Optimus and Oi can tell ye right now, that man...er...'bot is spinnin' in 'is grave...or wherever tis they lay those poor souls t'rest. I cannae think o' a more fitting tribute than buy ye all a round an' have a drink in tha' poor man..er..robot's honor. An'I hope yui do me good enough t'return the favor. Ye dirty bastards.

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:16 pm

Once again, I am the trend setter. Wearing black is popular because of me. An entire generation of fan boys now tell their childern "I am your Father." Now, everyone wants their own Potato Head character. <sigh>

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my meditation chamber thinking up the next big idea the world will steal from me.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:30 pm

Meh, an easy pass on this one

Negative Boy · Post by **Negative Boy** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:46 pm

It offends my eyes just clicking on that link. I've never been a huge fan of Transformers because the idea of giant robots from another planet is so insipid that it should never have been thought of. It's completely unrealistic. But them changing into cars is utterly ridiculous in that it only works ONCE. After that, they know it's a fucking robot. Stupid. But compared to the idea of pinning faces on a giant tuber, Transformers is likened to creating the cure for cancer. So taking what is clearly an important, iconic figure from the youth of all you jackasses and sullying it with this garbage, irritates me even more than usual. If only Mack Bolan were around to kill whatever fartknocker came up with the idea of Optimash Prime. My goodness, this is king of the fucking lameturds. I hate you all.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:17 pm

You know what would be a total lack of respect for the dead?

An Anna Nicole Smith Potato Head.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:26 pm

I'd buy 2 of them.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:06 pm

And tuck 'em under my shirt.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:48 pm

Totle lack of respact for MY BALLS SO SUCK THEM!!!!!!!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:14 pm

Weren't you neutered, Snigtad? I remember your sister telling me your parents took you to the vet for an operation.

Or maybe she was reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. It was kind of hard to understand her with her mouth full, if you know what I mean. And you do know what I mean. You've been there. Dick.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:21 pm

So, in other words, despite the fact that you continually point out how disgusting his family is, you still fuck them?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:58 pm

Oh this wasn't his mongoloid sister, it was his adopted half sister who's usually away at college. Berkeley I believe. She's chatty and loves cock in her mouth, so she mumbles and drools alot. UNFORTUNATELY, due to her close proximity to her adopted family, she's still a bit of a cum receptacle. I'm sure Snig has been "forced" to fuck her dirty mouth a time or two, for the family DVD collection. Even though he'd rather get ass plugs inserted in his orifices.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:31 pm

If she fucked him, that means you fucked him too. You are gay.