emperordaddypants

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:53 pm

YOU SURVIVE!!!!!!!

I AM AGAIN IN NEED OF A HAROLD!!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE VYNSANE.COM!!!!!!!

THE DAWN OF DOUCHE DAY SHALL FALL SOON, MY HAROLD!!!!!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:50 pm

TOGETHER WE SHALL DOOM THIS BUNCH OF FUCKWADS. YOUR HAROLD IS AT YOUR SERVICE

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:53 pm

emperordaddypants wrote:TOGETHER WE SHALL DOOM THIS BUNCH OF FUCKWADS. YOUR HAROLD IS AT YOUR SERVICE

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE

What is thy bidding, my master?

What? Sorry, wrong emperor.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:16 pm

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Anyway, I would like to offer you the job of CEO of The Grin Brand Feminine Products. My ad campaign is lined up and I will give you more info on it later
.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:16 pm

I'm waiting, Douche, but not for much longer. I just signed the 2 Live Crew to sing the slogan.

"Everybody say HEY go wash the pussy!"

Post by **vynsane** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:21 pm

oh, no! is "The Grin" trying to side with douche???

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:27 pm

I wouldn't say "side" with him. More like finding a business partner for The Grin Brand Feminine Products. With a name like Douche, I'm sure he knows all about vaginal freshness.

Free samples will be sent to your mothers. Hopefully they will get the hint.

Doctor Douche · Post by **Doctor Douche** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:22 pm

UNFORESEEN FORCES FORCE OUR HAND!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT THAT ONCE I HAD TRICKED THE MODERATORS INTO LEAVING, THE CONQUEST COULD TAKE PLACE AT OUR LEISURE!!!!!!! BUT WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS PRETENDER FLORNBI HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE THAT WE NOW LACK, HAVING LOST IT TO THEM!!!!!!!!

WE SHALL SOON GIVE THIS FORUM A PERIOD IT SHALL NEVER FORGET!!!!! BUT IF THE ARCANE RITUAL IS COMPLETED BEFORE WE SPILL INNOCENT NON-MENSTRUAL BLOOD. . . . ?????

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:34 pm

what the fukc is goin on, i can see a bucnhc of pusseys but icanot kikc you're asses, and why duz the daet say septamber did i miss dooshe day? if i did i will dobel kick docter doomes fagget ass.

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:06 pm

ALL HAIL DOUCHE

It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:01 am

What did you do? Shoot a load in his left eye?

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:59 pm

emperordaddypants wrote:ALL HAIL DOUCHE

It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!

I've seen this before. Some Emperor tries to control some young prodigy. Prodigy gains power. Emperor tries to control prodigy. Prodigy and his father toss Emperor down a shaft just before his forces are defeated by teddy bears. If I were emperordaddypants, I'd find a new doctor and re-think my plans. But who am I? It's not like I exterminated the Jedi and controlled the galaxy or anything.

And keep an eye out for teddy bears.

homeless man · Post by **homeless man** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:34 pm

emperordaddypants wrote:ALL HAIL DOUCHE

It worked Master, we did it, they are all DOOMED!!!

You guys rock, thanks for bringing back my main nigga!