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by Kirk Lazarus
Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:47 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I'm getting zits at 36...
Replies: 2
Views: 792

Re: I'm getting zits at 36...

jjreason wrote:... from eating fucking Halloween chocolate. And yes, you douches, I realize diet supposedly has nothing to do with your complexion - but that's a bunch of horseshit. :frus:

What do you mean eating chocolate??? And why does it have to be fucking chocolate??
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:38 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: THE GAYEST SHOW I EVER SEE!!
Replies: 65
Views: 38867

Re: THE GAYEST SHOW I EVER SEE!!

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Am I a retard for just now noticing how some of the Rollos have the "S" flipped on their costumes?
What do you mean some of the Rollos??
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:51 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 71348

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

Just look at all the damn crackers fighting amongst themselves. The only candidate worth a damn is that little fruit in the booties and tunic.
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:32 pm
Forum: food
Topic: Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects
Replies: 4
Views: 8449

Re: Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects

Double_G wrote:It's shit like this that makes me miss Sambo. He'd have a word or two to say about this.

Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:45 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Obama sharpens tone against McCain!
Replies: 5
Views: 1840

Re: Obama sharpens tone against McCain!

Rallying a crowd Wednesday in North Carolina, the Democratic presidential contender said McCain will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten." I'm glad I voted for Obama simply because now hopefully we'll get to hear zingers like this for ...
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:16 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Jennifer Hudson's relative believed slain!
Replies: 6
Views: 1915

Re: Jennifer Hudson's relative believed slain!

Negative Boy wrote:First off, it's in Chicago. Second, it's colored folk.

That can only mean Oprah killed those people. That logic is irrefutable. Oprah is such a bitch. That's why I'm voting for McCain. If he were president those people would still be alive.
What do you mean colored folk?
by Kirk Lazarus
Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:14 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: This might seem a weird topic for here, but...
Replies: 11
Views: 4020

Re: This might seem a weird topic for here, but...

Double_G wrote: I read about that one too, but I don't recall them ever advertising it as Disney's first "non-white" princess. From what I read, they were just publicizing the fact that it's their first black princess.
What do you mean black princess?
by Kirk Lazarus
Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:21 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: Fucking Hasbro incompetence
Replies: 13
Views: 4696

Re: Fucking Hasbro incompetence

Why does Doc gotta be the mail away figure? Can't be the Asian guy? Can't be one of the hundred crackers on the team? Like that hillbilly jackoff Wild Bill? Nope. Gotta be the colored what went to medical school.
by Kirk Lazarus
Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:56 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I'm speechless
Replies: 23
Views: 4391

Re: I'm speechless

Gimme a break I sure deserve it It's time I made it to the top. Gimme a break I’m looking forward Get behind me pull out every stop I want a happy ending I'm tried of pretending Won't let em get the best of me Wo wo wo wo Gimme a break the game is survival Gimme a break and plan my arrival Gimme a ...
by Kirk Lazarus
Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:29 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?
Replies: 9
Views: 2035

Re: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?

Blimey, govvnah. I cast no aspersions about the colour of your tuch. Sally forth, pip pip, and all that ruckus, wot?
by Kirk Lazarus
Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:36 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?
Replies: 9
Views: 2035

Re: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?

Oh no you di'ant!
by Kirk Lazarus
Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:13 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?
Replies: 9
Views: 2035

Re: Don't you fucking hate hypocrisy?

Why you gotta go there, brothah? Why you gotta go there? The kettle and pot can't be cast iron? They can't be full of boiling water? No. They gotta be black. Damn dude.
by Kirk Lazarus
Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:40 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome... Jargo
Replies: 120
Views: 47853

Re: Welcome... Jargo

Crikey! Lookit Cappy's avatar! He's a bloody sheila! Come off it, ducky! Strewth!
by Kirk Lazarus
Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:46 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters
Replies: 18
Views: 3944

Re: The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters

CRIKEY! I don't think that's wot the buck in the middle of that sandwich was bargaining for! Croist onna cross, mate!
by Kirk Lazarus
Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:03 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Adjusting the TV picture
Replies: 4
Views: 962

Re: Adjusting the TV picture

Diabolical wrote:
Anyone know a good way to adjust your tv to the proper levels (picture, black level, tint, color, sharpness)?

What do you mean black level? And what do you mean color?