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by The Phantom ManAss
Mon Sep 22, 2025 10:32 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I hate diarrhea
Replies: 2
Views: 2054

Re: I hate diarrhea

Let the poop flow through you!
by The Phantom ManAss
Mon Sep 22, 2025 10:31 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I hate diarrhea
Replies: 2
Views: 2054

Re: I hate diarrhea

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational gastro-intestinal tract. Fire at will, commander.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:36 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: BM
Replies: 412
Views: 190507

Re: BM

The Brown Side of the Farts flows strongly through you, so says the Dark Lord of the Shit!

Also, I'm making a MINT off those magnets and buttons, and absolutely NONE of it is going to colorectal cancer.
by The Phantom ManAss
Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:35 am
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 2117
Views: 480020

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

There has been an awakening..... Have you smelt it?
by The Phantom ManAss
Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:37 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: The funny ass picture thread
Replies: 897
Views: 286483

Re: The funny ass picture thread

Zaphod wrote:behold the supermoon!!!
THAT'S NO MOON - IT'S A TURD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S... POOPERMAN!
by The Phantom ManAss
Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:33 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: Good ideas for new Characters
Replies: 36
Views: 21421

Re: Re:

Rollo Tomassi wrote:"Beware! The BumToucher!!" :lol:
You bet'cher ass!
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:02 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident
Replies: 14
Views: 5280

Re: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident

anarky wrote:You still dating that guy from West Virginia, you know, the one with the scary acne scars all over his body?
No, he dumped me. JUST LIKE THE DUMP I TOOK ON YOUR LAWN!!!
How's your sister; she still have crabs?
She has lobsters now.
by The Phantom ManAss
Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:22 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Director Kevin Smith Kicked Off Plane for Being Too Fat
Replies: 16
Views: 5733

Re: Director Kevin Smith Kicked Off Plane for Being Too Fat

vynsane wrote:plus, i like to think we had a hand in making 'zack and miri' because of the phantom manass.
You better believe I had a hand in it. As well as a foot! It was squishy.
by The Phantom ManAss
Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:59 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: The Bionic Ass
Replies: 3
Views: 2368

Re: The Bionic Ass

Little do you all know, but Galvin is actually an apprentice I've been grooming for quite some time. Everything is proceeding according to my vision. This anus will be a POWERFUL ally in the defense of the Brown Side of the Farts. The precision that these electrodes lend to Galvin's bowels was here...
by The Phantom ManAss
Thu May 28, 2009 11:04 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Phantom manass sighting??
Replies: 16
Views: 5672

Re: Phantom manass sighting??

Darth Turdanus: Execute order Shitty Shit. Wipe them off, all of them.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:59 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: star wars "saga"
Replies: 1954
Views: 483442

Re: star wars

I expect the forthcoming Darth Turdanus figure to fly off shelves. The Shit are not pegwarmers! The Brown Side will see to that.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:54 pm
Forum: food
Topic: Bacon Explosion
Replies: 9
Views: 66197

Re: Bacon Explosion

This Bacon Explosion caused a series of secondary explosions in the Heiny sector of the Mypants galaxy.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:48 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour
Replies: 1
Views: 1322

Re: Couple's noisy sex woke their deaf neighbour

Through the Brown Side I can see what they are not telling you: The couple engages in coprophelia. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:43 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Who watches the Watchmen?
Replies: 105
Views: 34125

Re: Who watches the Watchmen?

This was a very good movie. I especially liked the sex scene.





Um.


Fart. Or something. I don't know.
by The Phantom ManAss
Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:42 pm
Forum: the daily scribble
Topic: keepin' my scribble hand strong...
Replies: 198
Views: 127948

Re: keepin' my scribble hand strong...

Ah! General Grievous, the most flatulent cyborg I ever met. It was an honor to inhale his ass-cloud. Your vapors will not be forgotten, my fallen pupil.