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CapitanSolo1138's mutter: c'est magnifique!
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:10 pm
by The Grip
Ah zink vee can all ahgree on one thahng: CapitanSolo1138 undt his wife are gran lovairs, but hees pairahnts are zee best!
Ah love tha smell of his mothair's love musk vhenever she hears mah voice.
Undt Ah do not like to go into, how you say? Dahtails. But Ah can nevair forget zee fun of zee one tahm vhen Ah filled hair so full of mah special grahvay zat eet poured from hair nose. Undt zen it vas Zee Grin's turn ahgain! Ho ho ho ho! Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
Re: CapitanSolo1138's mutter: c'est magnifique!
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:32 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
The Grip wrote:Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. eXCEPT SUBSTITUTE "fATHER" FOR "mOTHER" IN THAT SENTENCE.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:17 pm
by The Grin
Whoever wrote the song "Afternoon Delight" must have spent a day with CapitanSolo1138's mother. She handles your packeage so well, you can't help but wonder if she ever worked for FedEx.
Re: CapitanSolo1138's mutter: c'est magnifique!
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:24 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
Bizarro The Grin wrote:The Grip wrote:Zee woman, she ees both a jackhammair undt a spairm bank!
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE. eXCEPT SUBSTITUTE "fATHER" FOR "mOTHER" IN THAT SENTENCE.
sI, MI AMIGO. hIS PADRE MUST HAVE BEEN TO PRISON. uN HOMBRE NO CAN LEARN TO TOSS SALAD THAT BUENO WITHOUT DOING TIME.
wOULD YOU NON-BIZARROS LIKE TO BORROW eMILIO, MI BURRO, Y LET HIM PLAY CON CAPPY'S MADRE? eMILIO ES FROM tIAJUANA, SO HE KNOWS WHAT HEE IS DOING.
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:16 pm
by Dell Rusk
IF AL U FAGGS R FUKCING CAPTAINHOMOS DADY THAN THAT MEAN HE IS GAY NO WONDAR CAPTAINHOMO IS GAY LIEK FATHER LIEK SUN!! BURRRRRRRRN!! GOT U GOD FAGG!!!!
ALL HELL ACTION ON LIEN!!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:45 am
by Slickers Mom
Y'ALL'RE ALL CRAZY! WHILE I DON'T NEVER TURN DOWN NO COCK, CAPTAINSOLO1138'S DADDY IS THE WORST FUCK IN THE WORLD!
Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:15 pm
by The Grin
You know what really drive CaptainSolo1138's mother wild? You put your face between her tits and give her a motorboat. That's right. I'm a motorboating mother fucker.
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:00 am
by Antropov
*Walks into thread, looks around. Stops. Backs sloooooooowly out of thread.*
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:52 pm
by bizarro JediTricks
yeah, that bitch ssssure issss good in the ssssack.... sssssssss.... it's a running joke here at ACTION ONLINE how easssssy ssssshe isssss.... we wonder why you mortal cretinsssss joke about ssssslicker'sssss mom when captainssssolo1138'sssss mom is by far the filthier slut....
sssssssss.....
Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:43 pm
by bIZZARO tHE gRIP
CaptainSolo1138 wrote:*Walks into thread, looks around. Stops. Backs sloooooooowly out of thread.*
aH, MI AMIGO. kEEP BACKING UP. i SHALL TELL YOU CUANDO TO STOP. nOT TOO RAPIDO, JUST NICE Y SLOW. mUY BUENO.
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:17 am
by The Grip
Ah, CapitanSolo, eet looks as zough you have backed yoursailf raht onto mah Bizarro frien's throbbing manhood. Ho ho ho ho! Whaile you entairtain yourself vit his thrusting undt pounding, Ah shall keep your mothair undt MadamSolo1138, how you say? Occupahd!
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:01 am
by kidhuman
Well, it looks like she is the new running joke. or should I say fucking joke.
HAHA, HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, oh man I kill me.
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:41 am
by The Cow
MOOOOOOOOO!!
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:27 am
by Starscream
Even that stupid midgetbot Bumblebee got some of that good stuff.
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:03 pm
by Darth Vader
Since Padme is dead, I would have made love with Solo's mother. But thanks to Obi-Wan's weenie roast on Mustafar, it is out of the question.