Dancing with the Stars

[anarky]

Anyone watch this shit?

Me neither.

[Slimmie]

I'll admit, if I'm passing through the living room and it's on, I'll stop & watch a bit. And here's why - Willa Ford - mmmmmmmm. Sara Evans has quite the rack o' titties too.

[kidhuman]

Oh I passed on this mutha fucka. Dont know how, but I did.

[Antropov]

I really hope it's in jest, but has anyone noticed how Sportscenter always shows Emmit Smith's "performance"? I wonder if it has more to do with his football past or ABC sneaking in another commercial for it?

[kidhuman]

I believe it has to do with a little of both. They did the same for Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice. Both ABC and ESPN being owned by Disney doesnt help the fact either, but when Emmet is yanked, so with the SC plugs. Oh.... I forgot: &

[Eternal Padawan]

Unfortunately, it's on right before LOST so I have to watch the excruciating final moments when I turn my TV on.

Why don't they just do "Fucking With The Stars"? Then we can see Sara and Willa and getting boned over the back of a sofa. Thats why we watch after all.

[anarky]

Paulina Porizkova (sp?) is apparently on this season. Not sure if she still has her looks, but if she does, I kinda wish it would be "Stripping With the Stars." Twenty years back, that lady was HOT.

Bren "Cliff" Derlin-Clavin will be on this season as well.

Big Pussy, well, pussied out.

I still won't watch it.

[Slicker]

I've got this strange feeling that Cliff can cut the meanest of rugs. He just looks like he can move.

[Antropov]

And I bet the guy can eat a mean pussy. He has "carpet muncher" written all over him.

[Eternal Padawan]

I highly recommend Kelly Monaco's pictorial from Maxim last year. That slightly sweaty sheen almost ripped my jeans off. Case in point.

[anarky]

I have, in case there was any question, undeniable scientific proof that guys do not watch this show.

It was coming on while I was doing dishes. So I saw a few minutes.

1) Despite apparently having high scores from the judges, Paulina was the first voted out.

Show of hands: Of all the straight human posters here, who has not jacked off to a picture of Ms Porizkova at least 37 times during his life? You may leave, as you are a fucking liar. (JJL, you might get a break, 'cause you may actually be too young to remember the immeasurable beauty of this woman.)

So guys would vote to keep her in 'cause she still has about 85-95% of her looks from 20 years back. Girls? They wouldn't remember her, or would remember the stupid Her Alibi flick, or, worse, a poster on an old boyfriend's wall.

2) The second lowest scorer was a former Miss USA, also with most of her looks intact. I don't really follow the Miss USA pageant anymore, but, well, if you win it, you're pretty hot.

3) Heather Mills is still there.

See, women will say, "Aww, she has one leg. She's overcoming adversity. I'll vote for her."

Guys will say, "Dude, she fucked over a Beatle. A motherfucking BEATLE. Not only am I not voting for the gold-digging bitch, I'll stand outside the studio, steal her fucking leg, and beat the whore to death with it. Fucking screwing over Paul McCartney! Say hi to Hitler when you get to hell, bitch!"

[Eternal Padawan]

I'm not saying Heather Mills is a saint or anything, but McCartney is a raging douche.

And your guy theory holds no water because the female dancers are hot too, not just the female "stars". I haven't watched that much, but I would totally vote for one of the guys if his dance partner was tasty, famous or not.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Haven't posted in here in Five Years, but this shit is still on the air.

Frankly, I'm amazed it has a Topic devoted to it. I thought we only discussed cool shit here.