the vynsane asylum

Hey! Why didn't anybody tell me about this place before? I see we already have Slicker, CaptainSolo1138, El Chuxter, JabbaJohn, and Rogue II here, and of course darthvyn (Are you still called that? I need to check again.). Am I forgetting anyone?

This place seems like fun!

Welcome, Tycho, if it really is you. I can't wait to read some lists.

It's really me; why do you ask? Are there "aliases" on this site? I've always wanted to make one and have some fun on SSG, but never got around to it. Maybe I will soon.

I also see that Amy is back here: I can't believe it. I haven't talked to her in well over six years. I remember masturbating to her frequently and then telling everyone else she was my girlfriend. I tend to do that a lot.

Hi Tycho! It's always good to see another "familiar face" join the fold. Have fun, just watch youself around anyone with a Rupert Grint fascination.

I myself have an Emma Watson fixation, so the more the merrier! Holy fuck; nine times out of ten, when I'm fucking my blow-up doll, I'm thinking of those sweet underage tits.

You may wonder who I'm thinking about the other ten percent of the time? Myself, of course!

(It's so good to finally be able to open up online about all my sexual experiences - I know everyone loves hearing about them on SSG, so I can be even more explicit here!)

Tycho wrote:You may wonder who I'm thinking about the other ten percent of the time? Myself, of course!

Wow, I think about you when I jerk off too!

What a fag you must be Tycho, anyone who "brags" about getting pussy is either a fag or a fat bloated bitch. You probably suck everyones dick, going down like a circus seal.


What kind of list you want to read SenorJabbamexican?? The list of whose dick he sucked last night to see if you have any in common with him?

No thanks, Cap'n Fucktime. I'd rather he makes a list of the biggest douches on the internet, in which case you'd be, far and away, the biggest.

What kind of Captain are you, anyway? A Captain in the Fucktard Army?

Hey, back off of funtime. His wife's an ungodly bitch and he's under alot of stress.





I think she needs some Grin and Grip treatment.

I'm not bragging, Captain Funtime: I'm just stating the facts.

I am the captain that leads the brigade to fuck your momma. She is like a trained circus seal. She drops trow like a docile dog sits down. I really bought you that figure of that hairy Ewok a few days ago. She asked me to get it for you because she was broke after buying me condoms and paying for the Motel room. Ever wonder why she walks like a cowboy? Its because I am hung like the Grin. Large and in charge, she loves it when I spew on her titties too.

captain funtime wrote:I am the captain that leads the brigade to fuck your momma. She is like a trained circus seal. She drops trow like a docile dog sits down. I really bought you that figure of that hairy Ewok a few days ago. She asked me to get it for you because she was broke after buying me condoms and paying for the Motel room. Ever wonder why she walks like a cowboy? Its because I am hung like the Grin. Large and in charge, she loves it when I spew on her titties too.

And I'm the General. His mother was just polishing my helmet.

captain funtime wrote:I am the captain that leads the brigade to fuck your momma. She is like a trained circus seal. She drops trow like a docile dog sits down. I really bought you that figure of that hairy Ewok a few days ago. She asked me to get it for you because she was broke after buying me condoms and paying for the Motel room. Ever wonder why she walks like a cowboy? Its because I am hung like the Grin. Large and in charge, she loves it when I spew on her titties too.

The fact that you read the "Just Found: Colorado" thread on the other site is more than a little disconcerting.