Hey Slimmie

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:15 pm

where the fuck you been?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:09 pm

I think he might be on vacation this week. Either that or he's actually working for a change.

Slickers Mom · Post by **Slickers Mom** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:22 pm

THE GUY'S BEEN MUFF-DIVING FOR BEAVER SAUCE, AND HE AIN'T COMIN' UP TILL HE LICKS AN OVARY!!

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:02 pm

Just layin' low. Been pretty lame round these parts anyway. But I have been working so I can get shit finished & go on vacation next week.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:13 pm

Slicker, please do something about your mother. Invite The Grin over to occupy her, and we won't have to read any of their stupidity for a while.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:57 pm

Hold on there, bro. Believe it or not, even I have standards.

Did your mother tell you about the minage-a-three I had with her and your mother-in-law?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:33 pm

anarky wrote:Slicker, please do something about your mother. Invite The Grin over to occupy her, and we won't have to read any of their stupidity for a while.

I truly apologize Chux. Someone must've left the bitches cage unlocked. It won't happen again sir.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:33 pm

Damn, and I thought you were get molested by priests.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:20 am

I'm back bitches. And it doesn't look like I missed too much. Unless you count all the bullshit about the grins fucking everyones parents. Again.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:31 am

I get the feeling you don't like me. And definatly not as much as your mother likes me.

Maybe you'd like me if we hung out more. You know, watch a game, have a few drinks, fuck a mother or two, then top the night off by kicking Bizarro The Grin in the balls. It will be fun.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:38 am

That is a top notch night. Especially since The Grin can get floor side seats to any Basketball game. The whole riot in Detroit a few years back was caused by the Grin fucking someones mother in the stands.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:54 am

Lets go! I'm always game for drinkin' some brewz, pimpin' some hos & fuckin' some mommaz.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:57 am

Damm straight. Who do you think taught Kobe to take the soul to the hole?

How much did that cost him?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:06 pm

Welcome back, big cat. I hope your camping experience went well. How much dirt did the boy eat?

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:54 pm

He got more than his share. Caught his first fish, and got his first bee sting - right next to his fucking eye. Poor little dude cried like hell for about 5 min. until it just about swelled shut. Then he was back down in the lake tossing sand & water around. He is all good now though. I think it was worse for mom & dad than it was for him. Other than that we had a pretty good time.

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