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So, I drove a Porsche last night!!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:47 pm
by jjreason
Okay - so it was a Boxster, and I was nearly useless at making the transmission work.... I can now say that I have piloted a car created by one of the most prestigious manufacturers on the planet.
Yes, it was sweet. I was shaking the whole time.
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:05 am
by mabudon
Sounds like fun JJ, didya bury the needle or just take it to McDonalds tp stock up
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:40 am
by jjreason
Jesus man, I was so scared of breaking it I barely took it around the block. The other guy I was with WOULD NOT drive it, so it was up to me. I only got it up to about 70km/hr, but the pickup was just stupid. The herky jerky 3 point turnaround in one old-fella's driveway was the piece de resistance though - I was expecting the neighbours to start heckling me for my shitty driving, but it never came to pass. They likely thought I stole the car.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:00 am
by The Grin
Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN it, but you get laid the minute you get out of it!
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:32 pm
by arnaky
I never got laid in a Porsche. I'm going out on a limb here, but I trust you guys: contrary to popular belief I am a virgin. Unless you count three-way around-the-worlds with Uncle Roger and the mailman.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:58 am
by jjreason
That's funny - I'm not surprised at all. The only thing that leads me to believe you're lying is the fact that you were alluding toward some homsexual activity having happened between Snigtad Flornbi's father and yourself some time ago. Are you now refuting this Important Story?
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:15 pm
by Bizarro The Grin
i HAVE NEVER DRIVEN A pORSCHE, BUT I FUCKED YOUR FATHER SILLY IN THE BACK SEAT OF A pINTO THIS MORNING.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:28 pm
by hulkslittlegreenman
THE HULK WILL NEVER GET LAID IN A CAR. HE IS TO BUSY SMASHING THEM. AND HE DOESN'T REALLY FIT INTO PORSCHE. HOWEVER, IF HE DROPPED HIS TORN PURPLE PANTS, AND STUCK ME IN THE WINDOW...YEAH, THAT MIGHT WORK.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:33 pm
by The Grin
Damm, fool. If I was as big as the Hulk, I'd straddle the Porshe and tea-bag anyone in it.
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:25 pm
by jjreason
Fuck me, being teabagged by the Hulk would be a fate worse than eating out Slicker's mom - but possibly slightly less aromatic.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:26 am
by hulkslittlegreenman
JJREASON IS RIGHT. I SHARE A TINY PURPLE APARTMENT WITH THE BALLS IN QUESTION, AND I CAN TELL YOU FIRST HAND THAT THOSE BOYS STINK.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:41 pm
by Slickers Mom
SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:43 pm
by Eternal Padawan
Slicker's Mom wrote:SO YOU DROVE A PORSCHE? BIG DEAL. I GANGBANGED TWO HOCKEY TEAMS THIS MORNING IN A PORSCHE, AND THAT WAS BEFORE BREAKFAST.
Didn't you have the Hockey Team for breakfast?
It was a protein shake.